Dose of Laughter – 5 Hilarious Family Jokes

Newly married husband puts a notice in front of his residence:

FOR SALE
Computer and Encyclopedia both in good condition.
Reason for selling: No longer needed! Got married!
Wife knows EVERYTHING with backup server called
“Mother-In-Law “

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Females never listen properly!

Wife: I lost my keys again
Husband: It’s in your Jeans
Wife: Don’t drag my family into this

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Teacher: Ahmed, if your father earned £1,000,000
and gave half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

Ahmed: A heart attack!

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Commerce professor asks his student:
What is the most important source
of finance for starting business?

Student: “Father-in-law“

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Definition of Husband:

A husband is someone who,
after taking the trash out,
gives the impression
he just cleaned the whole house.