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Dose of Laughter – 5 Hilarious Family Jokes

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Newly married husband puts a notice in front of his residence:

FOR SALE
Computer and Encyclopedia both in good condition.
Reason for selling: No longer needed! Got married!
Wife knows EVERYTHING with backup server called
Mother-In-Law

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Females never listen properly!

Wife: I lost my keys again
Husband: It’s in your Jeans
Wife: Don’t drag my family into this

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Teacher: Ahmed, if your father earned £1,000,000
and gave half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

Ahmed: A heart attack!

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Commerce professor asks his student:
What is the most important source
of finance for starting business?

Student: “Father-in-law

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Definition of Husband:

A husband is someone who,
after taking the trash out,
gives the impression
he just cleaned the whole house.

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5 Responses to Dose of Laughter – 5 Hilarious Family Jokes

  1. kvkarunakaran September 20, 2014 at 12:37 PM #

    good

  2. Saad July 11, 2014 at 4:40 PM #

    Nice and funny.. 🙂

  3. ABDUL MATIN SHEIKH July 8, 2014 at 3:46 PM #

    HI,

    REALLY THE BEST,

    THANKS FOR SHARING.

  4. adegoke wahab July 7, 2014 at 10:11 PM #

    I like teacher//Hammed & professor of commerce

  5. shakeel July 7, 2014 at 1:00 PM #

    The best one is commerce professor joke ,which suits with the present time and funny too, thanks.

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