The professor showed a large cage with a male rat in it.
The rat was in the middle of the cage.
Then, the professor kept a piece of cheese on one side and kept a female rat on the other side.
The male rat ran towards the cheese and ate it.
Then, the professor changed the cheese and kept some cake.
The male rat ran towards the cake and ate it.
This experiment went… on with the professor changing the food every time.
And every time the male rat ran towards the food item and never towards the female rat.
Professor said:
This experiment shows that food is the greatest strength and attraction.
Then, one of the students from the back rows said:-
“Sir, why don’t you change the female rat….?
She may be his wife!!”
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Joke #2
Wife will always be wife
An elderly woman decided to get her portrait painted.
She told the artist to paint her with
A diamond necklace and diamond ear-rings,
Emerald bracelets,
A broach of ruby and
A gold Rolex.
The confused artist: But, you aren’t wearing them, nothing of them.
Old lady: I know, but if I die before my husband, I am sure he will remarry…
And I want his new wife to go crazy looking and searching for the jewellery and harassing him
very good
Really Funny specially the 2nd one joke about the Old lady
Hi, Really funny.
Thanks for sharing.
very nice jokes
very nice jokes, very funny..
2nd joke shows the other side of a wife. Thanks Sana
You are Welcome. Happy to know that you liked it 🙂
Nice jokes, thanks
You are welcome 🙂