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Funny, Silly and Witty One Liners – Enjoy !!!

haveanice day

“Excuse me, this coffee tastes like mud.”
Waiter- “Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.”

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My computer once beat me at chess,
but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

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Why did the spider cross the road?
To get to his website!

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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

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The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get,
I’ll never be as good as a wall.

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I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because
I’m still looking for ideas.

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I am so lazy, if I got an award for laziness, I would have somebody
else accept it on my behalf

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With great power comes great electricity bill

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I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me

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Google:
I know everything

Facebook:
I know everyone

Internet:
Without me, you are nothing

Electricity:
Keep talking fools


17 Responses to Funny, Silly and Witty One Liners – Enjoy !!!

  1. Harun January 2, 2015 at 1:57 PM #

    Lol! Thanks

  2. mad July 13, 2014 at 11:50 PM #

    like this one I love asking kids….

  3. kvkarunakaran June 14, 2014 at 2:08 PM #

    awsume

  4. Nuha May 23, 2014 at 6:42 PM #

    Everything was awesome but i didn’t get the 5th one LOL

  5. Nuha May 23, 2014 at 6:39 PM #

    Everything was awesome

  6. Samra May 23, 2014 at 11:44 AM #

    Lols, last one is awsume 😀

  7. AbuBaker Ahmed Usmani May 23, 2014 at 10:52 AM #

    You are oft repeating your old repeated jokes again and again. please do something

    • Sana - Editor FFJ May 23, 2014 at 5:29 PM #

      No I am sure we haven’t repeated them. Maybe you might have read them somewhere else.. 🙂

  8. Ayesha May 23, 2014 at 10:45 AM #

    nice

  9. Yousuf Kamal May 22, 2014 at 11:20 PM #

    The last one is the best. Nothing without Electricity specially in our Pakistan

  10. hassaan shamsi May 22, 2014 at 9:39 PM #

    hahaha.thanks for the jokes.they r epic.hahaha!!!

    • Sana - Editor FFJ May 23, 2014 at 5:31 PM #

      You are welcome. Glad to know you liked them 🙂

  11. khaled ismail May 22, 2014 at 5:02 PM #

    marvellous, especially the last one.

  12. alinashwan May 22, 2014 at 1:23 PM #

    nice and funy

  13. amanfca May 22, 2014 at 1:18 PM #

    The best one is “with greater power comes greater electricity bills”