“Excuse me, this coffee tastes like mud.”
Waiter- “Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.”
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My computer once beat me at chess,
but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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Why did the spider cross the road?
To get to his website!
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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
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The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get,
I’ll never be as good as a wall.
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I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because
I’m still looking for ideas.
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I am so lazy, if I got an award for laziness, I would have somebody
else accept it on my behalf
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With great power comes great electricity bill
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I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me
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Google:
I know everything
Facebook:
I know everyone
Internet:
Without me, you are nothing
Electricity:
Keep talking fools
Lol! Thanks
like this one I love asking kids….
awsume
Everything was awesome but i didn’t get the 5th one LOL
Everything was awesome
Lols, last one is awsume 😀
Glad you liked it
You are oft repeating your old repeated jokes again and again. please do something
No I am sure we haven’t repeated them. Maybe you might have read them somewhere else.. 🙂
nice
The last one is the best. Nothing without Electricity specially in our Pakistan
hahaha.thanks for the jokes.they r epic.hahaha!!!
You are welcome. Glad to know you liked them 🙂
marvellous, especially the last one.
Thank You 🙂
nice and funy
The best one is “with greater power comes greater electricity bills”