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Hilarious Jokes to Make Your Day !!!

laugh1A guy goes in to see a psychiatrist. He says, “Doctor, I can’t seem to
make any friends. Can you help me, you ugly old man?”

A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s
going into labor!” The nurse says, “Calm down. Is this her first
child?” He says, “No! This is her husband!”

Bob: “I was born in Alaska. Jim: “Which part?” Bob: “All of me.”

Rosy: What do you use for washing dishes?
Samy: Oh, I tried many things but found my husband best.

why does every Dumbo smiles after thunder light? Because he thinks his
photo is being taken.

A message from a fat teenager to his mother
If walking is good for health, then all the postmen would live more
than 100 years of age.
A whale swims all day, only eats fish only drinks water and is fat.
A rabbit only eats vegetables, run and hops all day long and only
lives 5 years.
A tortoise doesn’t run and does nothing energetic, yet it lives for
450 years
And you tell me to exercise ! I don’t think so


17 Responses to Hilarious Jokes to Make Your Day !!!

  1. kvkarunakaran June 8, 2014 at 4:08 PM #

    funny

  2. Sakhy May 25, 2014 at 10:31 PM #

    last one not funny how can you leave your child crying like that,the panret can see the child is scared and just lets him cry,nasty mother why didn’t she give him a? hug

  3. hassaan shamsi May 21, 2014 at 9:34 PM #

    AWESOME,espicially the last one 🙂

  4. muhammadakbarmy May 20, 2014 at 12:33 AM #

    very very funny

  5. muhammadakbarmy May 20, 2014 at 12:32 AM #

    hahahaha

  6. muhammadakbarmy May 20, 2014 at 12:32 AM #

    wow

  7. Samra May 19, 2014 at 12:40 PM #

    😀

  8. alinashwan May 19, 2014 at 12:28 PM #

    amazing thank you

  9. Jamil Ahmed May 19, 2014 at 9:37 AM #

    HAHAHA……………….

  10. sharif123 May 18, 2014 at 11:42 PM #

    great

  11. amanfca May 18, 2014 at 10:56 PM #

    Truly Hilarious

  12. owais siddiqui May 18, 2014 at 9:44 PM #

    You did make my day. Thanks for making me smile today 🙂

  13. shakeel May 18, 2014 at 6:54 PM #

    Nice funny ,

  14. khaled ismail May 18, 2014 at 6:46 PM #

    ok

  15. khaled ismail May 18, 2014 at 6:43 PM #

    I posted a comment this morning

  16. khaled ismail May 18, 2014 at 12:19 PM #

    very funny, good morning.

  17. osamaaa May 17, 2014 at 8:37 PM #

    dumbo smiles is sooo funny