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Dose of Laughter – 5 Hilarious Jokes

face-smile-big#1
The little kid greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, “I’m so happy to see
you grandma. Now maybe daddy will do the trick he has been promising us.”
The grandmother was curious.
“What trick is that my dear?” she asked.
The little kid replied, “I heard daddy tell mommy that he would jump off the roof
if you came to visit us again.”

#2
At a party
Host (to one of the guests): Is that your kid there scribbling on the wall ?
Guest: No way ! My kid doesn’t do such stupid things. Look he’s there peeing on
your laptop !

#3
Teacher: Look, the equation is simple. If I have four bottles in one hand and 6
bottles in another, what do I have ?
Student: A Drinking Problem !
Teacher (frustrated): No ! The answer is Ten Bottles ! TEN !!!
Student: That’s still a lot. You should maybe look into counselling.

#4
A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation.
“What’s the matter?” he was asked.
He said, “I heard the nurse say, ‘It’s a very simple operation, don’t worry, I’m
sure it will be all right.”
“She was just trying to comfort you, what’s so frightening about that?”
“She wasn’t talking to me. She was talking to the doctor.

#5
Dumbo walks into a hardware store and asks for a chain saw that would cut 5 trees in one hour
The salesman recommends the top of the line model. Dumbo get impressed, and buys it
The next day he brings it back, complaining that it would only cut down 1 tree and
it took one whole day!
The salesman takes the chain saw, starts it up to see what’s wrong, and the Dumbo
asks, “What’s that noise?”


17 Responses to Dose of Laughter – 5 Hilarious Jokes

  1. Syed A K Ahmed June 1, 2014 at 5:05 AM #

    all of them are funny. specially the 4th& 5th. Thanks for posting

  2. kvkarunakaran May 31, 2014 at 4:10 PM #

    very funny

  3. Nuha May 23, 2014 at 6:34 PM #

    funny specially the 1,2 and 5

  4. Malekian May 18, 2014 at 9:23 PM #

    The last one was funny

  5. Samra May 13, 2014 at 2:10 PM #

    Very funny, specially first and fourth one 😀

  6. Jola Animashaun May 8, 2014 at 1:03 PM #

    Can’t stop laughing please!

    😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

    Thanks Sana.

  7. Jamil Ahmed May 7, 2014 at 11:02 AM #

    Last one is excellent!
    🙂

  8. Yousuf Kamal May 6, 2014 at 11:02 PM #

    Very funny

  9. mohnooh May 5, 2014 at 11:19 PM #

    4th joke is very funny. .love it

  10. osamaaa May 5, 2014 at 5:06 PM #

    😀 😀 😀

  11. amanfca May 5, 2014 at 4:33 PM #

    I love Number 4. It appears to be a natural and real life episode in contrast with the other jokes.

  12. ABDUL MATIN SHEIKH May 5, 2014 at 3:45 PM #

    ha ha ha ha…..

    very very nice and funny.

    thanks a lot.

  13. Saad May 5, 2014 at 3:42 PM #

    Haha.. 😛

    Really funny…

  14. Munthir A. Sabi May 5, 2014 at 1:55 PM #

    Very funny quips,indeed.

  15. khaled ismail May 5, 2014 at 11:48 AM #

    very good start for our day. thank you very much

  16. Sharif May 5, 2014 at 10:16 AM #

    Very funny..z