The Wealthy Old Man and The Mental Hospital Jokes

An old man on his death bed (in Bangalore at Hospital) with Wife, Kids and a Nurse beside him.

Man to his Eldest son: You take the 20 Apartments at M.G. Road.

To daughter: You take the 10 Apartments at UB City.

To youngest son: You are my youngest and the dearest son and I want your future to be bright, so you keep the 20 offices at Residency Road and Brigade Road.

To wife: Dear, you keep all 30 apartments on Langford Road

Nurse (quite impressed, says to wife) – Wow ! You are a lucky woman to have such a husband who is so rich and giving you all the properties and just look at his properties he has it in all the posh localities.

Wife: What properties? what rich? He’s distributing the responsibilities of delivering Milk to his clients in the morning!!

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In a ” Mental Hospital ” a TV reporter asked the Doctor:
How do you determine whether to admit a patient or not ?

Doctor: Well, We’d fill a Bathtub & give a Teaspoon, a Glass & a Bucket to the patient & ask them to empty the Bathtub.

Reporter: Oh, obviously a normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger…
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Doctor: No ! A normal person would pull the drain stopper.

Please go to bed No.49; We will start further investigations”

You also thought that normal person will use a bucket…. Now please go to bed no. 50

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