When President Morsi and General Sisi were studying at the University in USA, Sisi used to always feel animosity for Morsi. Morsi was a man who feared none, but God and because he would never lower his head towards Sisi, their arguments were very common.
One day Sisi was having lunch at the dining room of the University, when Morsi came along with his lunch tray and sat next to Sisi.
Sisi became angry and said arrogantly, “Mr. Morsi, Don’t you understand? A pig and a bird do not sit together to eat.”
To which Morsi replied, “You do not worry Mr. Sisi, I will fly away !” and he went and sat at another table
Next day the University professor decided to divide the students in pairs and tell them to ask questions to each other and give each other marks based on their performance.
The professor paired up all the students with Sisi and Morsi as one pair.
First Morsi asked the questions to Sisi and based on his answers prepared a marks sheet for him and handed it over to him.
Sisi, full of rage, decides to take revenge during the test and asks some difficult questions to Morsi.
Morsi responds brilliantly to all his questions. Then Sisi, with an intention to disgrace Morsi asks the following question, “Mr. Morsi, if you are walking down the street and find a package and within it there is a bag of wisdom and another bag with a lot of money, which one would you take?”
Without hesitating Morsi responded, “Of course I would choose the one with the money in it”
Sisi, smiling, said, “If I were in your place I would have chosen the bag of wisdom”
“Each one takes what one doesn’t have!” responded Morsi indifferently.
Sisi, already hysteric, writes on the marks sheet the word “idiot” and gives it to Morsi. Morsi takes the marks sheet and a few minutes later goes to Sisi and says , “Mr. Sisi, you signed the sheet, but didn’t give me the grade !”
The above story is a fictitious one and just for fun.
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