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The Three Presidents and the Giant + Husband Wife Jokes

By on April 5, 2014 in ar, Jokes

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One day three presidents were having a walk . They were Obama, Lenin, and Stephen.

Suddenly a Giant came out of nowhere and threatened them to death unless they brought a plant from their country.The three presidents agreed as they wanted to stay alive.

Lenin was the closest so he brought the plant first it was a cotton.The giant told Lenin to sit on it.

Then came Stephen with a rose. The giant told him to sit on his rose. He was half laughing half crying.

The giant taken by surprise asked him why he was crying and he said…because it hurt his bum. Then he asked him why he was laughing and he said

…………………………………………………………………..

BECAUSE OBAMA IS COMING WITH A FOUR FEET CACTUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Wife: Had your dinner ?
Husband: Had your dinner ?

Wife : I am asking you….
Husband : I am asking you…

Wife : Are you copying me ?
Husband : Are you copying me ?

Wife: Let’s go shopping !
Husband: Yes, I had my lunch!

Wife: Ahahahahaha 😉 !!!

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24 Responses to The Three Presidents and the Giant + Husband Wife Jokes

  1. ABDUL MATIN SHEIKH November 27, 2014 at 3:21 PM #

    Interesting and Good Jokes,

    Thanks for Sharing.

  2. Omar May 21, 2014 at 7:22 PM #

    The husband should have said, “sure let’s go shopping and you open the gift after your period is over =)” Ha ha ha ha !!!

  3. kvkarunakaran May 11, 2014 at 5:27 PM #

    good jokes

  4. khaled ismail April 16, 2014 at 12:29 PM #

    where is Butin?

  5. muhammadakbarmy April 15, 2014 at 8:10 PM #

    Cool

  6. Muhammad Ikram April 13, 2014 at 6:00 PM #

    All good jokes but the last one is the best. The answer of husband made me laugh and I could not stop.

    Best regards,

    M. Ikram

  7. Saad April 11, 2014 at 2:54 PM #

    I feel sympathy for Obama. 🙂

  8. muhammadakbarmy April 11, 2014 at 12:31 PM #

    Four feet cactus !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  9. Jola Animashaun April 8, 2014 at 1:40 PM #

    Interesting and very funny.
    Lol.

  10. Smile April 7, 2014 at 6:57 PM #

    very funny jokes

  11. leoalam April 7, 2014 at 11:11 AM #

    hahahah….

  12. Samra April 7, 2014 at 10:06 AM #

    Lol good jokes specially first one.

  13. nazmat1 April 6, 2014 at 11:27 AM #

    hahahaha

  14. Saad April 6, 2014 at 1:26 AM #

    Both of them r really funny. 🙂

  15. Saad April 6, 2014 at 1:23 AM #

    That’s hilarious!

  16. sharif123 April 5, 2014 at 11:16 PM #

    Why you did not take Bush’s name instead of Obama. In place of Lenin Giani Jail Singh should come. Stephen! I have not heard of him. Anyway joke is a joke.

  17. Jamil Ahmed April 5, 2014 at 9:42 PM #

    Very funny.

  18. fatikhburst April 5, 2014 at 4:43 PM #

    the second one is a little rude

    • Saad April 8, 2014 at 9:33 PM #

      Umm, I guess the second one is even more funnier. 😛

  19. fatikhburst April 5, 2014 at 4:43 PM #

    This is not the full one

  20. kvkarunakaran April 5, 2014 at 4:38 PM #

    very good ones

  21. mohnooh April 5, 2014 at 2:20 PM #

    good ones..

  22. khaled mohamed April 5, 2014 at 12:37 PM #

    but why it is not butin?

  23. muhammadakbarmy April 5, 2014 at 11:37 AM #

    hahahaha. Awesome.