Wife: I made tea
Husband: I don’t want tea
Wife: I didn’t made you tea. This is my tea
Husband: Then why did you tell me ?
Wife: It’s a conversation starter
Husband: That’s a horrible conversation starter
Wife: Oh Yeah ? We’re conversing… Checkmate
Girl: How many apples can you eat in empty stomach ??
Boy: I can eat 5 apples..
Girl: You can eat only 1 apple in empty stomach because when you eat the 2nd apple that’s not in
empty stomach
Boy: Wow! Hilarious joke. I’ll tell my friend
Boy to his friend: How many apple can you eat in empty stomach ??
Friend: I can eat 10
Boy: Idiot! if you told 5 apples I would have told you a really funny joke.
An Arab Couple went to a hotel in America…
One day in hotel room husband heard his wife scream
“Farr! Faaaarrrrr” (which is the arabic word for mouse).
Now he wanted to inform room service but didn’t know English word for “farr”
Husband : Hello, room service?
Room service: Yes sir, how can I help you ?
Husband: Mmmm….. You know Tom and Jerry ?
Room service: Yes sir, I know tom and jerry
Husband: Wallah Habibi Jerry is here
Hilarious jokes
I do not usually get to view FFJ during the daytime. So, for me it is rather a way to end my day with laughter.
Thanks anyway Sara and Team!
LOL. Laughing is truly good for the health.
Thanks a bunch. 😀
For those people who face various kind of stress daily, ffj has provided a means of getting their minds fresh in 5 to 10 mins. This is truly a reward in its own for ffj. Thank you for setting up a smile on your readers faces. 🙂
wah!!! apple joke is awesome.
Hahahahahaha
jerry is here, Please send Tom
There is a good deed for you for every single smile or laugh
Thank You.
Last one is very good
marvellous Jokes
haha good one
REALLY VERY FUNNY JOKES, SPECIALLY THE LAST ONE, ARAB COUPLE,
THANKS FFJ FOR SHARING.
LOL!!! very funny jokes
Very funny Jokes
nice, jokes
LOL! Well, thanks FFJ for making us laugh and smile. 🙂
But yeah, unnecessary laughter is also dangerous, Because balance in life is really important. Isn’t it? 🙂 And I am glad that FFJ has maintained a good balance among its posts…