Teacher Student Jokes – Hilarious !!!!


Teacher: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
Pupil : You can’t fool me, Teacher… snakes don’t have feet.

Teacher: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
Johnny : Don’t bite any

Sammy: Dad, can you write in the dark?
Father: I think so. What do you want me to write?
Sammy: Your name on this report card.

MOTHER: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?
Johnny: You said it was my lunch money.

Pupil (on phone): My son has a bad cold and won’t be able to come to school today.
School Secretary: Who is this?
Pupil: This is my father speaking!

Son: I can’t go to school today.
Father: Why not?
Son: I don’t feel well
Father: Where don’t you feel well?
Son: In school!

Teacher: Where is your book, Johnny ?
Johnny: At home !
Teacher: And what is it doing there ?
Johnny: Having more fun than me !

A serious Question by a Student
If a single Teacher can’t teach us all the subjects then…
How could you expect a single student learn all the subjects ???

In a practical exam…
The Examiner showed the legs of an animal and said : Tell the animal’s name
Student: I don’t know
Examiner: You have failed the test. What is your name?
Student: You see my legs and tell what’s my name ! 😀

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22 Responses to Teacher Student Jokes – Hilarious !!!!

  1. abimbola March 7, 2015 at 11:59 PM #

    Very interesting jokes more of it next time

  2. mad April 17, 2014 at 4:18 AM #

    very logical question by a student.. is there an answer ?

  3. kvkarunakaran April 11, 2014 at 11:57 AM #

    very good jokes

  4. Saad April 2, 2014 at 9:42 PM #

    Keep up the outstanding work going.. 🙂

  5. nazmat1 April 2, 2014 at 3:20 PM #

    Ha Ha Ha Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  6. mohnooh March 29, 2014 at 11:58 AM #

    hahah..’this is my fathers speaking’ joke is hilarious..nice collection of jokes

  7. leoalam March 26, 2014 at 12:43 PM #

    hahahah hilarious conversations

  8. mahmad0000 March 25, 2014 at 3:30 PM #

    hahaha.. very Nice jokes

  9. muhammadakbarmy March 25, 2014 at 12:13 AM #

    Very good jokes.

  10. Jamil Ahmed March 24, 2014 at 10:39 PM #

    Very nice!!!

  11. muhammadakbarmy March 24, 2014 at 9:38 PM #

    Thank you

  12. muhammadakbarmy March 24, 2014 at 9:37 PM #


    Good Jokes sister hodaa

  13. Jawad March 4, 2014 at 1:05 AM #

    The title is perfect. Hilarious Indeed!!!!

    • Anonymous March 4, 2014 at 1:12 AM #

      Snake one is the best. LOL

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      • Sana - Editor FFJ March 5, 2014 at 9:07 AM #

        Thank You so much for your kind and encouraging words 🙂

    • Sana - Editor FFJ March 5, 2014 at 9:11 AM #

      Wa Alaikum Salaam, thanks for your encouraging words… Sister Hodaa’s posts are truly amazing ! 🙂

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    • Sana - Editor FFJ March 5, 2014 at 9:15 AM #

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  16. sharif123 March 3, 2014 at 2:54 PM #

    Good jokes indeed. Thank you