Dumbo was filling the application form for a job. He was confused as to what to be filled in “Expected Salary“ field. After much thought he wrote: “YES!”
Dumbo: If I post this letter tonight, will it reach Texas in two days time ?
Post Master: Sure it will
Dumbo: But I am 100% sure it won’t
Post Master: Why not?
Dumbo: Because it’s addressed to Chicago!
Teacher: How old is your father ?
Dumbo: As old as me
Teacher: How can that be ?
Dumbo: He became a father only when I was born
Teacher: “A bull and a cow is grazing in the farm” Correct this sentence!
Dumbo: “A cow and a bull is grazing in the farm”
Teacher: How is that a correct?
Dumbo: Ladies first!
Dumbo’s wish: When I die, I would want to die like my father who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the people in the car he was driving.
Teacher asked the class to make a sentence using word “beans“
Student 1: My Mother grows beans in her garden.
Student 2: My Mother cooks beans in the kitchen.
Dumbo: We are all “human beans”
Mailman: I had to come 10 miles to deliver you this parcel
Dumbo: Why did you come so far ? Instead you could have just mailed it to me
Dumbo: Oh! The police is here… Quickly jump out of the window!
Friend: But this is 13th floor
Dumbo: Hurry! This is no time for superstitions
Why did Dumbo open his lunch box in the middle of the road ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from office