Very Funny Dumbo Jokes For You !!!

Dumbo: Why are these people running ?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the prize.
Dumbo: If only the winner will get the prize, why are others running?

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Dumbo was filling the application form for a job. He was confused as to what to be filled in “Expected Salary“ field. After much thought he wrote: “YES!”

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Dumbo: If I post this letter tonight, will it reach Texas in two days time ?
Post Master: Sure it will
Dumbo: But I am 100% sure it won’t
Post Master: Why not?
Dumbo: Because it’s addressed to Chicago!

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Teacher: How old is your father ?
Dumbo: As old as me
Teacher: How can that be ?
Dumbo: He became a father only when I was born

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Teacher: “A bull and a cow is grazing in the farm” Correct this sentence!
Dumbo: “A cow and a bull is grazing in the farm”
Teacher: How is that a correct?
Dumbo: Ladies first!

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Dumbo’s wish: When I die, I would want to die like my father who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the people in the car he was driving.

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Teacher asked the class to make a sentence using word “beans“
Student 1: My Mother grows beans in her garden.
Student 2: My Mother cooks beans in the kitchen.
Dumbo: We are all “human beans”

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Mailman: I had to come 10 miles to deliver you this parcel
Dumbo: Why did you come so far ? Instead you could have just mailed it to me

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Dumbo: Oh! The police is here… Quickly jump out of the window!
Friend: But this is 13^th floor
Dumbo: Hurry! This is no time for superstitions

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Why did Dumbo open his lunch box in the middle of the road ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from office