In Indian Weddings why is the bridegroom given a horse to sit upon ?
So that he gets his last chance to run away.
Teacher : Johnny, the essay I told you to write on “My Cat” is same as your brother’s. Did you both copy?
Johnny : No Teacher, It’s the same cat we both wrote on !
Dumbo (to Shopkeeper): Do you have colour Television?
Shopkeeper: Yes, we do!
Dumbo: Show me a red one please!
Girl (to Mother-in-law): Your son has not come home yet. I am afraid what if he is seeing another girl
Mother-in-law: You idiot ! Why do you always think negatively, maybe he might have met with an accident
Dumbo: You have a nice car. What is the name of your car ?
Lady: I don’t remember the name, but I am sure it starts with “T”
Dumbo: Wow that’s an awesome car it starts with Tea, mine starts with petrol