How the fight started…
Last year on my mother-in-law’s birthday, I had bought her a cemetery plot as gift. This year I didn’t buy any gift for her, when she asked me why I said, “Well, you have not used my previous year’s gift yet !!!”
And Khallas… All hell broke loose !
Friend: What do you do if you miss your mother-in-law ?
Me: I reload and try again
Two men went to a hotel. One of them said to the other “My Mother-in-law is an angel”, the other one said, “You are a lucky man indeed, mine is still alive”
Wife: Can my mother come down for the weekend?
Wife: Well, she’s been up on the roof for 15 days already
A police officer was asked what would you do if you were to arrest your mother-in-law ?
Officer: I would call for back-up
Kidnapper (on phone): Hello ! Your mother-in-law has been kidnapped. And the ransom money we demand is $1,000,000
Man: Yuhoooo !! (Jumps with joy)
Kidnapper: If you don’t give the ransom we will release her
Man: Damn !!!
A daughter-in-law’s letter to her mother-in-law
You don’t have to teach me how to handle my children. I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement !
Disclaimer: Above jokes are just for laugh. No offense intended whatsoever.