A lion woke up one morning feeling rowdy. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, “Who is mightiest of all
jungle animals?”
The trembling monkey said, “You are, mighty lion!”
Later, the lion confronted a deer and bellowed, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?”
The terrified deer stammered, “Oh great lion, you are by far the mightiest animal in the jungle!”
On a roll, the lion swaggered up to an elephant and roared, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?”
The elephant snatched up the lion with his trunk, slammed him against a tree, stomped on him and then ambled away.
The battered lion hollered after the elephant, “Sheesh, just because you don’t know the answer, you don’t have to get so upset.”
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Joke 2
A milkman, who is dying in the hospital, is surrounded by his two sons, daughter, his wife and a nurse.
He says:
– To you, John, I leave the California Estate.
– To you, my dear daughter, I leave the apartments in the New York Plaza.
– To you, Tom, being my youngest son with a large future, I leave the City Center offices.
– And you, my dear wife, the three residential buildings towers in marketplace.
The nurse, impressed, tells his wife, “Madam, your husband is very rich. He is bequeathing many properties!
You all are so lucky!!!”
And the wife retorts, “Rich??? Lucky??? Are you kidding me!!!??
He is a Milkman!!! Those are his routes where he delivers milk !!!!”
Nice Jokes.
Thanks for sharing,
Good ones in particular lion joke.Keep up std.
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If the LION joke is not the joke of the year, it must be the joke of the month. Thanks a lot. Keep the tradition alive for 2014 also.
nice jokes Sara………….go ahead
when i have time i will send u some
What a nice one? You want to break my jaw!!!
It is a joke … It is not supposed to be logically or organized,
Laugh or not it is up to you to decide without criticism the joke itself,
Grow up for childish things,
I am sorry if there is any offend. but I hate the negative criticism. Sara do great things here try to do something like it then you have the right to criticism.
Good one but it needs some organization! How comes he has distribution routes in California and New York at the same time????????
may be he uses an airplane to do his job 🙂
Point taken.
It makes sense though, while he may not be leaving them a life of luxury, he has left them a means of livelihood!
Rafiu
is that mandatory that all jokes must be funny? it can be silly,nice,poor or killer joke..jokes are jokes..just read and laugh…
nice jokes sara..
Fatima, what is nice in it
hmm..u dnt understand leave..
what i mean is Joke mean it should be very funny not very silly like one sara posted here i dont know why sara posted this silly joke, by the way many time her posts are valuable i really appreciate her work.
The Milkman is leaving this world but at the same time leaving his family a great treasure. Today how many can boast having so much work?