Fantastic Funny One-Liners

1. Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

2. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

3. Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

4. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

5. He who hesitates is probably right.

6. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.

7. No one is listening until you make a mistake.

8. If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

9. The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to press on it.

10. The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

11. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

12. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.

13. Two wrongs are only the beginning.

14. Work is accomplished by those employees who are still striving to reach their level of incompetence.

15. Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.

5 Responses to Fantastic Funny One-Liners

  1. farooq July 23, 2014 at 4:13 AM #

    U have truly came up again

  2. farooq July 23, 2014 at 4:12 AM #

    Really true .This is very certain in my life ….

    This is really great about you Sara to

    identify thiss…

  3. ADEGOKE WAHAB July 4, 2013 at 3:46 PM #

    these are deep taught messages and lubricant to soul. Sara, please keep it on.

    • Ali - Admin July 6, 2013 at 10:49 AM #

      Sure Wahab.