Just Needed to use your Car – Joke

After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of the crime.

To their amazement, the car has been returned. There is an envelope on the windshield with a note of apology and two tickets to a music concert.

The note reads, “I apologize for taking your car, but my wife was having a baby and I had to hot-wire your ignition to rush her to the hospital. Please forgive the inconvenience. Here are two tickets for tonight’s concert of Garth Brooks, the country-and-western music star.”

Their faith in humanity restored, the couple attend the concert and return home late. They find their house has been robbed. Valuable goods have been taken  through out the house, from basement to attic.

And, there is a note on the door reading, “Well, you still have your car. I have to put my newly born kid through college somehow, don’t I?”

5 Responses to Just Needed to use your Car – Joke

  1. fathima August 22, 2013 at 4:29 PM #

    woh..great tactics..

  2. Corina August 12, 2013 at 5:25 PM #

    Haha soo funny I just font quite get it

  3. Mumtaz Ahmad June 2, 2013 at 1:01 PM #

    Once in 1991, my pocket was picked and I had Rs. 200+ on a good Saturday. That weekend was bad. Next weekend, I kept my retired purse with no money into it and rode the same route bus. Again the pickpocket did the same to me. Probably I was among first of their client.
    Having bad luck with the first client, they might had bad day or bad weekend!
    Next weekend and following weekends they did not touch me, anticipating BAD LUCK with miser client !! Ha ha ha ha ha.

    • Ali - Admin June 10, 2013 at 12:07 PM #

      hahaha. Good experiment.

  4. Zafar Iqbal September 18, 2012 at 5:47 PM #

    Now this is too intelligent!

    In Mumbai, or Bombay, the pick-pockets return your ID and other cards, while keeping the money and the purse/wallet! They use a few Rupees of your own money to do that, of Course! This shows that there is honour amongst thieves, too!

    AND, on 26th July 2005, when the whole city was flooded and thousands of cars, including the Mercedes types, were stranded on the roads, not one of them was broken into. Reason: as stated by a petty thief: This time GOD had given so much trouble to these rich people, why add more to that that!!!!

    Mind you, this is a true statement.

    And this happened to my brother, who does not carry much money in his purse. His pocket was picked and he lost just Rs 5/- and the Rs 50- worth of a purse. He also got a ONE-Rupee postcard later saying, “You Idiot and miser. You keep only Rs 5 in your purse!”