1. Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.
2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on my list.
3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
4. If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.
5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
6. War does not determine who is right – only who is left.
7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
9. I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
10. In filling out an application, where it says, ‘In case of emergency, Notify:’ I put ‘DOCTOR’.
11. I’m supposed to respect my elders, but its getting harder and harder for me to find one now.
12. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
13. I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not so sure..
14. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
15. You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
ARMY IS ART OF KILLING PEOPLE, WAR IS TERORIZIM
DEFENCE IS TO PROTECT OWN FATHERLAND, INFLATION IS GREEDENES OF BUSINESSMEN.
Very nice collection, highly inspired. Thanks for sharing very useful stuff.
well said about knowledge and wisdom.
VERY VERY AMAZING AND INTERESTIN G,
THANKS FOR SHARING.
Welcome Matin.
Your comments are so motivating.