Burglary In Egypt – Enjoy!

There was this burglary in Egypt , the main burglar shouted to all the bank employees: “Nobody move, money belongs to the government, life belongs to you”. 

Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.

This is called “Mind Changing Concept –> Changing the conventional way of thinking”.


One lady lay on the table uncivilized, the burglar shouted at her “Please be civilised! This is a burglary and not a molestation!”

This is called “Being Professional –> Focus only on what you are trained to do!”


When the burglars got back, the younger burglar (MBA) told the older burglar (who is only primary school educated), “Bro, let’s count how much we got”, the older burglar rebutted and said, “You very stupid, so much money, how to count, tonight TV will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!”

This is called “Experience –> nowadays experience is more important than paper qualifications!”


After the burglars left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. The supervisor says “Wait, wait wait, let’s put the 10 million pounds we embezzled into the amount the burglars robbed”.

This is called “Swim with the tide –> converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!”


The supervisor says “It will be good if there is a burglary every month”.

This is called “Killing Boredom –> Happiness is most important.”


The next day, TV news reported that 50 million pounds was taken from the bank. The burglars counted and counted and counted, but they could only count 20 million pounds. The burglars were very angry and complained “We risked our lives and only took 20 million pounds, the bank manager took 30 million pounds with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated to be a thief!”

This is called “Knowledge is worth as much as gold !”


The bank manager was smiling and happy because his loss in shares are now covered by this burglary.

This is called “Seizing the opportunity –> daring to take risks!”


13 Responses to Burglary In Egypt – Enjoy!

  1. Ayub Ahmed February 10, 2015 at 11:05 AM #

    Excellent…… Very good

  2. Muzaffer December 17, 2014 at 12:20 AM #

    Uneducated tiefs more honest than educated tiefs

  3. adegoke wahab July 6, 2014 at 4:00 PM #

    Sara!!! you have high sense of humor. I dof my cap

  4. Rabiu June 5, 2014 at 9:23 PM #

    Dear admin, while we are making jokes to refresh ourselves, at the same time we could also seize opportunity to educate ourselves, what am saying in nutshell is concerning one of the commentators referred as ‘ WAHAB’ this is wrong, pls add the adjective next time ‘ABDUL’.

  5. Maikano Bashir Yola December 22, 2013 at 1:53 AM #

    The Joke is indeed funny but the import of it is clear. The scenario depicted does happen in real life drama.

  6. YKW December 20, 2013 at 12:09 AM #

    its an old n boring tale

  7. ADEGOKE WAHAB June 17, 2013 at 7:46 PM #

    highly amazing, keep it up please

    • Ali - Admin June 19, 2013 at 11:46 AM #

      Thanks Wahab for the compliments.

  8. ayeda May 15, 2013 at 10:31 AM #

    hahaha. excellent sara. a really good one.

  9. Ramadan May 14, 2013 at 4:16 PM #

    Thanks, this is a very useful story one day I might use.

  10. Mateen Salim Ukaiye May 14, 2013 at 2:31 PM #

    Dimaag yaar..!!