Dumbo & The Woman !

Joke 1

Teacher: Who Wants to Go to Heaven? 

All the kids raised their hands except One Small Boy!!

Teacher asked him Why?

Boy replied “Mom Said, Come Directly Home After School..”

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Joke 2

Dumbo saw a woman drop her purse in the high street this morning, so Dumbo quickly followed her.

Dumbo was just about to tap her on the shoulder she started running for a bus.

So Dumbo ran after her shouting, “You dropped your purse! You dropped your purse!”

She didn’t hear Dumbo and proceeded to get onto the bus, so Dumbo got on the bus too.

Dumbo walked to the back of the bus breathlessly said, “You dropped your purse on the floor outside the restaurant.”

“Thank you so much” she said, “Where is it?”

Dumbo said, “I’ve just told you, on the floor outside the restaurant.”