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Why Did The Bus Conductor Die?


Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers. One day a beautiful young girl, of around 17 years, tried to board the bus, but he didn’t stop the bus. Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in turn took him to the court. The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment. He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. But to everyone’s amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession.

After a few months, this time, a good looking middle aged woman tried to board the bus but the conductor didn’t stop the bus. Unfortunately, this time also, the good looking middle aged woman came under the bus and died on the spot. Again angry passengers took him to the police station, who in turn took him to the court. The judge took one look at the conductor and gave him capital punishment. The Bus conductor was taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This time also, to everyone’s amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession.

A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus. This time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experiences, stopped the bus. Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his injuries. The conductor was taken to the police station and then to the court, to the same judge. Though he hadn’t done anything wrong, but considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment. The Bus conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This time he died instantly!!!!!!!!!!!

The question is why didn’t he die on the first two occasions, but died instantly the third time??

Try to solve it yourselves. This is rather interesting.

If necessary read the puzzle once again. Still couldn’t?

Then see below……… 

Tired….? Wanna know the answer????

Ok…….

Here is the Answer…………

During the first two times, the conductor was a Bad Conductor, and therefore electricity didn’t pass through him. But during the third time, he was a Good Conductor, so electricity passed through him freely and he died!!!!

And for the Banana Peel, someone must have removed it by now, don’t bother….. 😀 😀 Hehehehhe…… Enjoy 🙂

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31 Responses to Why Did The Bus Conductor Die?

  1. adegoke wahab May 1, 2014 at 9:23 PM #

    Sana you are too much. I like it

  2. Mohammad Mansour April 9, 2014 at 11:12 AM #

    I could solve it quickly !
    I am an Electrical Engineer ,i.e. well aware of the CONDUCTORS !

  3. Firdose January 12, 2014 at 12:34 PM #

    Interesting, very funny..

  4. Ramakrishnan Ranganathn January 9, 2014 at 11:26 AM #

    A good one for thinking out of the box. Keep it up.

  5. A> Sami October 17, 2013 at 11:35 AM #

    The game is in the word conductor!! For fun reason the writer asumed the person is a piece of metal or wood accordingly the electricity didn’t pass through the bad conductor “wood” but passed through the good conductor “metal” and electrified him. Mind you if the capital sentence didn’t work, the accused won’t go back to his work.

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  8. hussein kanah April 18, 2013 at 3:15 PM #

    So plz be all good conductors.

  9. suma April 12, 2013 at 4:13 PM #

    this is one of the desastar joke i ever had in my life, jokes cant be on some ones life,

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  11. Paras April 11, 2013 at 10:54 AM #

    THE MOST STUPID LOGIC AND REASONING GIVEN BY AUTHOR. READING IT… WAS A TOTAL WASTE OF TIME.

    “ELECTRICITY WILL NOT ENTER THE BODY OF A BAD PERSON”….. WHAT A STUPID AND RIDICULOUS IDEA!!!

    • Rajesh April 11, 2013 at 11:34 AM #

      Helo Man, its not as what you told, jest understand the concept and answer. Its the basic of electricity that , current will now pass through bad conductor. Only good conductors can pass electricity through them, this is the concept. they have used that for this joke.

      • Khanna April 11, 2013 at 2:52 PM #

        SINCE WHEN HUMAN BEINGS BECAME “BAD CONDUCTORS” FOR ELECTRICITY” .
        TRY TO UNDERSTAND THE STORY. IT IS ABOUT A “BUS CONDUCTOR” WHO HAD A MEAN CHARACTER. NOT A “BAD CONDUCTOR” THROUGH WHICH ELECTRICITY DOES NOT PASS.

    • sharif123 October 12, 2013 at 9:02 PM #

      It’s a joke, not Physics subject

  12. sharif123 April 11, 2013 at 5:45 AM #

    only few people will think from that angle. Good puzzle

  13. Yunus April 11, 2013 at 12:41 AM #

    i laugh – now i understand the nature of the electricity and the type of death. Thanks

  14. Yasir April 11, 2013 at 12:38 AM #

    Well, I have to comment for this one; amazing!

  15. Ahmed April 10, 2013 at 9:43 PM #

    OMGGGGGGGGG 😀 I laughed sooooooo hard

    • Paras April 11, 2013 at 10:44 AM #

      WHY?!!!

  16. Vaseem April 10, 2013 at 9:16 PM #

    PJ of the year.

  17. Abdalla Obeidat April 10, 2013 at 7:22 PM #

    I like these kind of jokes and let’s say “Puzzle”!
    if you translate these kind of jokes you will loose the meaning.
    nice one

  18. mohommed iqbal zaffar April 10, 2013 at 5:16 PM #

    Before the conductor was bad conductor.. electricty does not pass through bad conductor. Later he became good conductor hence good conductor of electricity . Electricty passed through him and he died. Banana peel is just to confuse.

  19. Mohammad Siraz April 10, 2013 at 3:49 PM #

    Plz, somebody should electrocute this person for writing this kind of puzzle which is not a puzzle at all.

  20. IBRAHIM HASSAN April 10, 2013 at 3:36 PM #

    Pls someone should educate me, is banana peel an insulator? or being bad from the heart insulates against electrocution?

  21. IBRAHIM HASSAN April 10, 2013 at 3:33 PM #

    Pls someone should educate me, is banana peel an insulator? or being bad form the heart insulates against electocution?

  22. ABDUL MATIN SHEIKH April 10, 2013 at 3:28 PM #

    REALLY FUNNY JOKE, BUT, A PUZZLE ALSO.

    THANKS FOR SHARING.

  23. shakil April 10, 2013 at 3:26 PM #

    All of u guys are wrong. It is simply his ‘TIME’ had not come yet. One only dies when his time comes. It may have been decided by men to kill this guy but only Allah can actually grant that wish. Cheers.

    • Syed A K Ahmed April 10, 2013 at 7:19 PM #

      thats true ….. but you may accept the story for fun

  24. Mohammad April 10, 2013 at 1:21 PM #

    Too corny

  25. Saajidh April 10, 2013 at 11:59 AM #

    ha ha ha! crazy joke! but made me smile!