A brilliant young boy was applying for a job with the railways.
The interviewer asked him: “Do you know how to use the equipment?”
“Yes”, the boy replied.
“Then what would you do if you realized that two trains, one from this station and one from the next were going to crash because they were on the same track?”
The young applicant thought and replied “I’d press the button to change the points without hesitation.”
“What if the button was frozen and wouldn’t work?” asked the interviewer.
“I’d run outside and pull the lever to change the points manually” replied the boy.
“And if the lever was broken?” asked the interviewer.
“I’d get on the phone to the next station and tell them to change the points,” boy replied.
“And if the phone was broken and needed an electrician to fix it?” asked the interviewer. The boy thought about that one.
“I’d run into town and get my uncle”
“Is your uncle an electrician?” asked the interviewer.
Boy replied “No, but he’s never seen a train crash before!”
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