Mother: Why are you late?
Son: A dog chased me.
Mother: What all did you bring, from the market?
Son: I threw all that at the dog But still it was chasing…
Mother: Why didn’t you throw a stone at it?
Son: Yes I threw a stone on it.
Mother: Then what happened?
Son: When I threw the stone the dog was sleeping and then it started chasing me.
Facebook future Impact – Joke 2
Boy’s status on Facebook…
“I am online from toilet”
His Dad comment on status
“Son come out fast I am on emergency.”
Smiling is the best medicine…
If you’re smiling without any reason, you need medicine. 🙂