Where Is Your Dad?

Two little boys, aged 7 and 9, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. 

The boys’ mother heard that a counselor in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The counselor agreed, but he asked to see them individually. So the mother sent the 7 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the counselor in the afternoon. 

The counselor, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,

“Where is your dad?”

The boy’s mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. So the counselor repeated the question in an even sterner tone,

“Where is your dad?!”

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The counselor raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy’s face and bellowed, “Where is dad?!”

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother found him in the closest he asked, “What happened?”

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, “Boss we are in BIG trouble this time.”

(”I just LOVE reading next line again and again”)

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“Dad is missing & they think we hid him!”