Are You Sleeping?

Are You Sleeping – Joke 1

Teacher fell asleep in class and a little naughty boy walked up to him

Boy: “Teacher Are You Sleeping In Class?”

Teacher: “No I Am Not Sleeping In Class.”

Boy: “What Were You Doing Sir ?”

Teacher: ” I Was Talking To Principal.”

The Next Day

The naughty boy fell asleep in class and the same teacher walks up to him.

Teacher: “Young Man, You Are Sleeping In My Class.”

Boy: “No Not Me Sir, I Am Not Sleeping.” 

Angry Teacher: “What Were You Doing.??”

Boy: “I Was Talking To Principal.”

Angry Teacher: “What Did He Say??”

Boy: “Principal Said He Never Spoke To You Yesterday…”

Student’s Life in Computer Language – Joke 2

Syllabus – 80 GB

We study – 80 MB

Retains in mind – 80 KB

Write in exam – 80 Bytes


Result comes in binary digits i.e.

00, 01, 10, 11

11 Responses to Are You Sleeping?

  1. PRAKASH H S May 24, 2014 at 5:58 PM #

    Brainy bites

  2. Sharif123 November 14, 2013 at 1:03 PM #

    Sara, there are several jokes about mother in law. Can you share some?

    • Sana - Editor FFJ November 14, 2013 at 1:10 PM #

      Alright. Thanks for the advice. I will look for mother-in-law jokes 🙂

  3. skybeen April 9, 2013 at 11:23 PM #

    new joke.i liked

  4. Mohammed Arif March 12, 2013 at 2:39 PM #

    It really very interested and important to have good start of the daywith smile and share to dears. But cannot copy?????

  5. Sk Ashif Akram March 11, 2013 at 12:28 AM #

    ha ha! not in case of me, ha!

  6. Mutallib Sheikh March 10, 2013 at 9:31 PM #

    How can I copy the Text?

  7. sharif123 March 10, 2013 at 8:30 PM #

    Both are so funnnny. Thanks Sara

  8. Ado March 10, 2013 at 4:45 PM #

    the moral teaching is instructive; never tell lies to any one.

  9. PROF.SQ March 10, 2013 at 3:30 PM #

    oh great
    i really like the jokes.
    funny things and humor makes your life interesting and easy.
    so, keep on exchanging humor and fun and live a healthy life.
    just chill our and keep your self fixed to finding ways for happiness.

    • Ali - Admin March 17, 2013 at 3:23 PM #

      Great words Professor.