Are You Sleeping?

Are You Sleeping – Joke 1

Teacher fell asleep in class and a little naughty boy walked up to him

Boy: “Teacher Are You Sleeping In Class?”

Teacher: “No I Am Not Sleeping In Class.”

Boy: “What Were You Doing Sir ?”

Teacher: ” I Was Talking To Principal.”

The Next Day

The naughty boy fell asleep in class and the same teacher walks up to him.

Teacher: “Young Man, You Are Sleeping In My Class.”

Boy: “No Not Me Sir, I Am Not Sleeping.” 

Angry Teacher: “What Were You Doing.??”

Boy: “I Was Talking To Principal.”

Angry Teacher: “What Did He Say??”

Boy: “Principal Said He Never Spoke To You Yesterday…”

Student’s Life in Computer Language – Joke 2

Syllabus – 80 GB

We study – 80 MB

Retains in mind – 80 KB

Write in exam – 80 Bytes

And

Result comes in binary digits i.e.

00, 01, 10, 11