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Rain in India & Dubai

Joke 1

Difference Between Rain In India And DUBAI

In Dubai After Rain, Water Disappears In 5 Mins.

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In India After Rain, The Road Disappears In 5 Mins…!

 

Joke 2

Indian Software Engineers

There is this good old barber in some city in US. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut.

When he is about to pay the barber, the latter replies: ‘I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.’ The florist is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a ‘Thank You’ card and a dozen roses waiting at his doorstep.

This event is repeated till an Indian software engineer goes for a haircut. When he pays him, the barber tells him, ‘I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.’

The next morning, when the barber opens his shop, he finds a dozen Indians waiting for a free haircut.

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11 Responses to Rain in India & Dubai

  1. Mohammed February 24, 2013 at 12:56 PM #

    These jokes are the creation of sick and biased minds. Though Indian got Independence, but still there are people who are slave to the British Company. They keep writing such things, trying to please the B Company and instead get kicked on their A**. If the writer is an Indian shame on him.
    I will post a photo which shows a 5 minutes rain in this region

  2. catherine February 22, 2013 at 6:11 PM #

    if people tell indians are fool they wont become fools instead who is telling will be a fool

  3. catherine February 22, 2013 at 6:10 PM #

    if peple tell indians are fool they wont become fools instead who is telling will be a foool

  4. hassan mahroof February 21, 2013 at 2:08 PM #

    IT IS NOTHING INSULTING NATIONS. IT IS A JOKE. JOKE IS JOKE AND DON’T BE VERY SERIOUS

  5. Shuaib February 20, 2013 at 7:52 PM #

    The second joke….about the indian engineer………pls dont insult indians too badly………….:P

  6. Shuaib February 20, 2013 at 7:50 PM #

    HEHEHE…………….this one was very funny!!……………Good work sara

  7. Ahmad February 19, 2013 at 4:38 PM #

    To the first one who talked about Dubai did you even have been there? .. Don’t talk about places you don’t know .. btw I’m from Kuwait .. Thanks sara for the jokes ^_^

  8. Abdul Matin Sheikh February 19, 2013 at 3:26 PM #

    VERY FUUNY AND NICE,

  9. Nahreen February 19, 2013 at 1:51 PM #

    very nice

  10. shahul February 19, 2013 at 1:35 PM #

    who said rain in dubai will go in 5 mts, check the pics of flood in dubai. all middle east they dont ahve driange at all. instead you should have mentioned as Singapore or malaysia.

    • Syed A K February 19, 2013 at 1:45 PM #

      they may have mentioned the rain on Dubai desserts (not the city)