The New Forest Officer
A forest officer was transferred to a remote area deep inside the jungle where the population was still uncivilized.
Further, it was rumored that once upon a time, the people of this tribe were cannibals.
One day the officer asked a small child: “Dear boy, how was our previous forest officer?”
The child replied: “Very tasty, sir.”
Flight from Riyadh
After his return from Riyadh, Ahmed couldn’t find his luggage in the airport baggage area.
He went to the lost luggage office and told the man there that his bags hadn’t shown up on the carousel.
The officer smiled and told him not to worry because they were trained professionals and he was in good hands.
Then the officer asked Ahmed, “Has your plane arrived yet?”