The Impossible Puzzle
A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, “Please come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.”
Her neighbor asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”
The little silver haired lady says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”
Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets her neighbor in and shows where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
The neighbor studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.”
Then says, “Secondly, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then,” she said with a deep sigh ……..
“Let’s put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.”
Husband & Wife – Fight
Wife called Mom : He fought with me again, I am coming to you.
Mom : No daughter, he must pay for his mistake,
I am coming to stay with you!