One tourist looks at his watch, but it is broken, so he leans over to a local who is squatted down next to his cow.
“What time is it, sir?”
The local reaches out and softly cups the cow’s udder in his hand, and raises it up and down.
“It’s about 3:00”, he says.
The tourist can’t believe what he just saw… He runs back to the bus, and sure enough, it is 3:00. He tells a few of the fellow tourists his story, “The man can tell the time by the weight of his cow`s udder!”
One of the doubting tourists walks back to the local and asks him the time, the same thing happens! It is 3:05.p.m. He runs back to tell the story.
Finally, the bus driver wants to know how it is done. He walks over and asks the local how he knows the time from the cow`s udder.
The local says “Sit down here and grab the cow`s udder.”
“Now, lift it up in the air. Now, look underneath it to the other side of the courtyard, where that clock is hanging on the wall.”