Whats’ Shortage – Joke 1
Four friends , a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a American were walking down the street.
A reporter comes to them & says, “Excuse me, what is your opinion about the meat shortage?”
The Saudi says, “What’s a shortage?”
The Russian says, “What’s meat?”
The North Korean says, “What’s an opinion?”
The American, says, “Excuse me?? What’s excuse me?”
The Wife’s Dream – Joke 2
A Husband & wife were sleeping when suddenly the wife woke up from a bad dream, and started crying.
Her husband comforted her and asked why she cried, she replied: “I had a dream that a very rich and handsome man kidnapped me from you.”
Husband: “It is ok dear, it was just a dream.”
Wife responded loudly: “That is why I’m crying.”