Wife: ‘You always carry my photo in your wallet.. Why?’
Hubby: ‘When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.’
Wife: ‘You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?’
Hubby: ‘Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?’
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Wife: ‘What are you doing?’
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: ‘Nothing…? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.’
Husband: ‘I was looking for the expiration date.’
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A newly married man asked his wife, ‘Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?’
‘Honey,’ the woman replied sweetly, ‘I’d have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!’
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Girl: ‘When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.’
Boy: ‘It’s very kind of you, darling, but I don’t have any worries or troubles.’
Girl: ‘We ll that’s because we aren’t married yet.’
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Wife : ‘Do you want dinner?’
Husband: ‘Sure! What are my choices?’
Wife: ‘Yes or no.’
A Husband tells his wife he is very allergic to GOLD
A Wife ask why is it?
A Husband replies: LOOK at these Macintoshes Apple
Ha Ha…funny. But bachelors who are going to get married may be frightened
sorry for cutting off the rest of puzzels. here are their con’t..
3) underline the name given to a group of owls: Murmur lion, parliment,
rafter, pace, wisp. (A: parliment)
4) if femur is to leg, then corpus is to which of these ? wrist, shoulder, arm,
foot, pelvis ( A: wrist.)
5) underline which of these five words goes togather with clip. weight and cup,
dance, strand, charm, chase, break ? ( A; chase)
6) haw many minutes before 12 noon is it, if one hour ago it was three time as
many minutes after 8 am ( A: 45 minutes)
7) underline the two words which are oppsite in meaning? despondent,
autocratic, optimistic, nostalgic, cautious, steadfast ( A: dispondent –
optimistic).
hope friends like it, and wish them all the best of luck.
Hussain
Thanks Hussain for sharing these good puzzles.
You can share more if you have.
Dear Sara,
These are some”checkyour IQ”, copied from the book of Ken Russel Minas UK puzzel Editors and I would like to share tehm with my friends over your site.
hope it finds your approval.
1) which is the odd one? Bitch, Hound, Puppy, Tabby, Mongrel, ?
( A: tabby (the rest are dogs)
2) underline the two words which are closest in meaning: low, flush, ruffle
level, develop, sane ? ( A: flush, level)
there must be something about you sara, cause you are one heck of a writer and you share one of the best jokes and stories i have ever heard or read…. good jod and thanx for sharing….
Thanks for the compliments Mir.
it seems that nothing could be worse than having a wife …
sooo funny
hahahah
Almost all the jokes are good
haha lmaooo Nice!!
really like the SECOND one LOL 😛
hehehe! the one about the fortune is hillarious..greedy woman!
and the kids, haha so true once your married there are so many things to worry about!
thannx for sharing! =)P
the fortune one is great
The first two jokes are hilarious!
Thank you for sharing.
Very Funny Sara, thanks for sharing.
very very funny and sometimes truly funny
nice hahahaha
very nice
lol that’s really funny :b
lol …
Nice thanks for sharing