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Monkey & The Bananas – Funny Riddle-Joke !

A Monkey has 5 bananas and it is hungry, but yet it does not eat the bananas. Why ?

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Because the bananas are made of plastic.

 

The 5 bananas are real , but yet the Monkey does not eat it. Why?

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Because the Monkey is made of plastic.

Hah ha a…. never give up… one more..

 

Both the Monkey and the bananas are real, but yet it cannot eat it.

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Because the bananas are in the TV.

 

Ooops!!! Cool down

 

Both the Monkey and the bananas are real and in the TV, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?

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Because they are on different channels.

 

Hohohohoohohoh. .hehehe

 

Both the Monkey and the bananas are real and in the TV and on the same channel, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?

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Come on think…

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Because the TV is off.

 

 

Now Finally the Monkey gets a chance to eat the bananas.Why?

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Why are you thinking so much???

What has it done to you??

Let the poor Monkey eat the bananas!!!!

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12 Responses to Monkey & The Bananas – Funny Riddle-Joke !

  1. najlah November 30, 2014 at 10:53 PM #

    good but old

  2. Mubarek.alamin January 17, 2013 at 1:36 AM #

    Old school Joke!

  3. khouane January 16, 2013 at 6:55 PM #

    it’s too bad

  4. Syed A K December 24, 2012 at 6:58 PM #

    old one… but good (the riddles & Kh. saqib Ahmad’s comments)

  5. yka December 23, 2012 at 4:55 PM #

    BIG
    Eggs

  6. mohammad December 22, 2012 at 1:32 PM #

    not funny at all

    try another one. 🙂

  7. Saravanan December 22, 2012 at 11:39 AM #

    When you use the word “REAL” It should be real, not fictitious, bad joke, try to post good one, not to waste time to read such poor jokes.

  8. Kh. Saqib Ahmad December 21, 2012 at 4:47 PM #

    The monkey was diabetic. Since he was on TV channel and her wife and his doctor was watching that program so it was difficult for him to eat those bananas. As soon as he was away from the live coverage, he took all those five to satisfy his hungerness.

    • Ali - Admin December 24, 2012 at 3:49 PM #

      hahahaha…good one Saqib.

  9. shakil December 21, 2012 at 4:05 PM #

    Was it a joke or a question?
    I say the bananas are green. Monkeys are animals and will not eat green raw fruits.

  10. sharif123 December 21, 2012 at 1:50 PM #

    Hillarious!!!!

  11. Maddy Vora December 21, 2012 at 1:02 PM #

    Huh !!!
    Poor Jok..

    Give something New