The Lazy Students – Joke 1
There was a teacher who was shouting at his class because they were so incredibly lazy, “I wouldn’t be surprised if 50% of you flunk this math class,” he said.
One of the kids put up his hand. “But teacher, there aren’t that many in this class,” he said.
Why are you opposed to War? – Joke 2
The social studies teacher had just finished a unit on war and peace.
Teacher: “How many of you, would say you’re opposed to war?”
Not surprisingly, all hands went up.
Teacher: “Who’ll give us the reason for being opposed to war?”
A large, bored-looking boy in the back of the room raised his hand.
Teacher: “Yes Johnny”
Johnny : “I hate war, because wars make history, and then some poor, innocent kid has to memorize all about it.”