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Teacher & Student – 2 Funny Jokes

The Lazy Students – Joke 1

There was a teacher who was shouting at his class because they were so incredibly lazy, “I wouldn’t be surprised if 50% of you flunk this math class,” he said.

One of the kids put up his hand. “But teacher, there aren’t that many in this class,” he said.

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Why are you opposed to War? – Joke 2

The social studies teacher had just finished a unit on war and peace.

Teacher: “How many of you, would say you’re opposed to war?”

Not surprisingly, all hands went up.

Teacher: “Who’ll give us the reason for being opposed to war?”

A large, bored-looking boy in the back of the room raised his hand.

Teacher: “Yes Johnny”

Johnny : “I hate war, because wars make history, and then some poor, innocent kid has to memorize all about it.”


2 Responses to Teacher & Student – 2 Funny Jokes

  1. huss4444 December 22, 2012 at 2:31 PM #

    Isn’t the kid right?!

  2. sharif123 December 19, 2012 at 4:33 PM #

    Hi Johnny this is a bitter pill