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Customer Care in 2050 – Very Funny Conversation

Operator : “Thank you for calling Pizza Inn . May I have your…”

Customer: “Hello, can I order..”

Operator : “Can I have your multi-purpose card number first, Sir?”

Customer: “It’s eh…, hold…….. ..on….. .9459983730-45-54610”

Operator : “OK… you’re… Mr. Waleed and you’re calling from 13th Street, New York.

Your home number is 3232466, your office 387792 and your mobile is 39877366. Which number are you calling from now Sir?”

Customer: “Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?”

Operator : “We are connected to the system Sir”

Customer: “May I order the Double-Cheese Pizza…”

Operator : “That’s not a good idea Sir”

Customer: “How come?”

Operator : “According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir”

Customer: “What?… What do you recommend then?”

Operator : “Try our Low Fat Dokken Pizza. You’ll like it”

Customer: “How do you know for sure?”

Operator : “You borrowed a book entitled “Popular Dokken Dishes” from the National Library last week Sir”

Customer: “OK I give up… Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?”

Operator : “That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $69.99”

Customer: “Can I pay by! credit card?”

Operator : “I’m afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $2,720.55 since October last year. That’s not including the late payment charges on your home loan, Sir.”

Customer: “I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives”

Operator : “You can’t Sir. Based on the records, you’ve reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today”

Customer: “Never mind just send the pizzas, I’ll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?”

Operator : “About 40 minutes Sir, but if you can’t wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle.. .”

Customer: ” What!”

Operator : “According to the details in system ,you own a Scooter,…registration number 1123…”

Customer: ” ????”

Operator : “Is there anything else Sir?”

Customer: “Nothing… by the way… aren’t you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?”

Operator : “We normally would Sir, but based on your records you’re also diabetic…. … ”

Customer: #$$^%&$@$%^

Operator : “Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1999 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman… ?”

Customer: [Faints]

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39 Responses to Customer Care in 2050 – Very Funny Conversation

  1. ADEGOKE WAHAB June 21, 2013 at 3:29 PM #

    Walahi ! This world has become a global village. So not until heaven, no hidden place on earth, let us all increase our faith/Iman. So as to gain this world and hereafter

  2. Salahuddin December 11, 2012 at 1:16 AM #

    This is not the future, it’s very much today because our information is centralized in the systems, though it depends on access granted to different people. About 2050, it is better that we don’t guess things that far because the boom in technology that is here today was something hardly anticipated 20 years ago at this fast speed. ALLAH knows better what would happen to the technology, or regretfully, to this world. ALLAH has power on Everything and this technology is possible only because HE has endowed us with it

    Thank you!

  3. Omar Elsherif December 5, 2012 at 4:53 AM #

    This is not joke, this is the future.

  4. Zeeshan Jamil December 4, 2012 at 1:41 PM #

    ha ha ha ha ha . It may be, no doubt !

  5. mostafa elsayed December 3, 2012 at 6:07 PM #

    if it could happened ?

  6. yunus December 3, 2012 at 3:24 PM #

    I remember the great day of accountability when the hands shall speak and the legs will bear witness

    • Ali - Admin December 4, 2012 at 6:11 PM #

      so true !

  7. plug adapter December 3, 2012 at 2:06 PM #

    It is really a nice jokes thanks for the share..

    • Ali - Admin December 4, 2012 at 6:11 PM #

      welcome plug adapter.

  8. sk ashif December 3, 2012 at 1:14 PM #

    ha ha ha! very funny!

  9. Nazeer Ataullah December 3, 2012 at 12:01 PM #

    If this is the record from a pizza shop what about our record with our Creator Who is going to question our life in Hearafter.

    • Ali - Admin December 4, 2012 at 6:12 PM #

      Rightly said NAzeer.

  10. Prof.P.Madhu Sudana Rao December 3, 2012 at 11:58 AM #

    Excellent and superb joke.It is not a just joke.It can happen with the information technology spreading through internet with very high speed.Congratulation to the author of the joke.Customer relations management is becoming an important part of any business.

    • Ali - Admin December 4, 2012 at 6:13 PM #

      Thanks Prof.

  11. Maddy Vora December 3, 2012 at 11:51 AM #

    HA HA HA 😀 😀
    Nice Future Conversation

  12. abdul December 3, 2012 at 11:41 AM #

    see, the joke is of CS 2050; but the guy was fined in 1999 – so that doesn’t fit in …

    • Syed A K December 3, 2012 at 3:58 PM #

      Oooh..!!!, you spotted the mismatch in years. but the conversation is funny n enjoyable. it may happen even sooner

    • Hassan December 3, 2012 at 5:39 PM #

      The guy may probably be 75 years old and was convicted when he was just 24 in 1999 – it fit in right?

      • Ali - Admin December 4, 2012 at 6:13 PM #

        hahahah Hassan has the answer !

  13. Arabella October 18, 2012 at 6:03 PM #

    It is true that more and more, with all that technologies, you fell watch….

  14. Zafar Iqbal September 3, 2012 at 1:11 PM #

    Just goes to show that the MORE technical you become, the more miserable your life becomes!

    • Syed A K December 3, 2012 at 4:01 PM #

      TRUE…!!!

  15. Sanjars February 8, 2012 at 12:24 PM #

    one of the best ones

    • Ali - Admin December 4, 2012 at 6:14 PM #

      Thanks Sanjars.

  16. mustafa August 22, 2011 at 2:20 PM #

    i don’t expect that

  17. Rabi July 21, 2010 at 7:17 PM #

    thats an expensive joke o. but can it really happen? really?

  18. Mohammed Sajid Khan May 28, 2010 at 9:58 PM #

    Hi,

    Nice JOke, Whenever We have to Order better to call Public Phone

    • Siddique May 8, 2012 at 7:11 PM #

      Masha Allah! You are smart!

    • Ali - Admin December 4, 2012 at 6:15 PM #

      lol

  19. Louk May 28, 2010 at 6:43 AM #

    Haha it was such amazing story ,,,, OMG very funny

  20. Haithem Allam April 2, 2010 at 3:44 PM #

    LOL That was LIke OMG Very Funny .

  21. Lolita March 27, 2010 at 8:39 PM #

    so silly xD

  22. shadwa March 27, 2010 at 8:01 PM #

    OMG LOL

  23. mohammad debian March 26, 2010 at 9:27 PM #

    hahaha …. v.nice

  24. emma March 20, 2010 at 1:06 PM #

    hahahah

  25. emma March 20, 2010 at 1:05 PM #

    fantastic

  26. Tamer Basiouni March 20, 2010 at 4:10 AM #

    I guess I’ll never put any information on any website again, I’ll also keep in mind not to fill any application form for any thing.
    What could be next?! Shoe sizes and favorit colors
    Ha Ha Ha

  27. naeem Iqbal March 19, 2010 at 11:01 PM #

    Nice joke

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