Interviewer: There are two main rules for our company to select you.
Candidate: What is it Sir?
Interviewer: Our second rule is Cleanliness, did you wipe your feet on the mat near the door before coming in?
Candidate: “Yes Sir”
Interviewer: Our first rule is trustworthiness and for your information there is no mat!!!
What Is The Time?
Once an old man was waiting for a train sitting at a bench.
A young boy came to him & asked the time.
Old man refused to tell the time.
Boy insisted again and again but old man kept denying.
Boy asked for a reason!
Old man said: ” If I tell you the time, then you will ask about my name, job,etc. Then i will ask about you. Both of us will be frank. By chance you may get a sit with me. then you might get down at my station. My daughter may come to receive me, she will meet you, She is beautiful. You may fall in love with her, she too. Then you might decide to get married & I’m sorry, I don’t want such a poor son in law, who doesn’t even have his own watch to see the time! “