She again replied, “Why yes, I do. I’ve known Mr.Jack since he was a youngster, too. He’s lazy,bigoted and he has a drinking problem. He can’t build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women, one of them was your wife.Yes, I know him.”
The defense attorney almost died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and in a very quiet voice, said, “If either of you Idiots asks her if she knows me, I’ll throw you in jail for contempt.”
The judge had understood that the old lady had the instinct to invent any story
around somebody. You name that person, and here she goes!
LOL
No need to ask about the judge. He told it by himself 🙂
Great joke.
lol.
that’s crazy
Lawyers always ask stupid question to get answers of their choice this time things went extremely against
Weldon old grandma
No. 1 she was a woman 2ndly an elder woman …..no baba no…… Do not argue with such lady who will drag you down to her level and beat you with experience…………….
Stay away from that woman. She will strip you mentally
The joke shows the real situation of the judiciary of the world.
One of the best!!!
Glad you liked it Paras.
haaahaaaahaaaaaaaaa..cooool..
will people start to follow this example??
it will be nice if they do!
very nice one!truly impressing!
Oh! That was the mother of all jokes. HAHAHAHAHA. It took me literally 3 minutes to stop laughing and then quite smiling. Marvelous joke. God bless you Sara for keeping us fresh and healthy, mentally.
Thanks Tasleem.
Loooooool
Hahahahaha! thank you sarah for putting a smile on my face this morning, believe me you just made my day. I really had a good laugh.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAAH!!!! this lady is too funny!
i like the sentence: the defence autorney almost died!
now i really want to know whatt the judge does that would throw the 2 guys in jail!
@Junedayz, that will be contemptuos, so nobody could tell you that not even Sara, Lol……
This old grand mother witness could be a witch.
No one is ideal,every one must have mistakes.
Funny.
hahahahah, yeah this is nice ^_^
Thanx for making me smile
…don’t miss with elderly
This one was one of the best!! I rarely laugh out loud, but i couldn’t control myself at this one! 😀
sooooooo funny, I think when the lawyer aske Mrs Rima ” Do you know the judge?
she says yes , I wonder What she tells
hahaha this is wonderful xD old people with strong memory still exists those day’s, and they never forget XD i love that Lady 😀 Great one Sara
extremely funnnnnnnnnnnnnny.
extremely funnnnnnnnnnnnnny.
This proves to us that most (if not all) lawyers and judges are cheaters !!!
and Mrs. Rima reminds me of my beloved mother .
The best part was when the judge threatened the lawyers .
Sara , this court joke is simply marvellous !!! thanks a million for sharing it .
Thanks for this joke, a very good one
Oh…That was hilarious…I cannot stop laughing…