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Who Is Going To Mars?

Joke 1

NASA was interviewing Engineers to be sent a mission to Mars.

Only one person could go, and he will not return to Earth.

The first applicant, an American Engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going.

“A million dollars”, he answered, “because I wish to donate it to Stanford”

The next applicant, a Russian Engineer, was asked the same question.

He asked for two million dollars.

“I wish to give a million to my family”, he explained, “and leave the other million for the advancement of technology.”

The last applicant was an Pakistani Engineer.

When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewers ear, “Three million dollars.”

“Why so much more than the others?” the interviewer asked…

He Replied, “$1 million is for you, I will keep $ 1 million, and well give the American engineer $1 million and send him to Mars”

 

Joke 2

Once day Sameer came home from school and said to his Dad, “Daddy, I was punished in school for something that I didn’t do.”

His Dad exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?”

The naughty Sameer replied, “My homework.”

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24 Responses to Who Is Going To Mars?

  1. PRAKASH H S August 1, 2013 at 7:27 PM #

    Ha Ha Ha,First joke quite funny.2nd one a little modification.Teacher scolding son for bad handwriting in homework.Son on coming home tells homework was his father’s

  2. NOU January 28, 2013 at 3:10 PM #

    The first one is so funny and smart 😉 Likeeeee ..and the second one as well 😀

  3. sharif123 January 20, 2013 at 11:51 PM #

    the 1st joke is used to apply on Sardars of India. The sardar asked the money cleverly because the interview was conducted at 12 O’clock and Sardars brains normally get activated after 12 O’clock.

  4. Hammad azam October 9, 2012 at 12:38 PM #

    Silly cheap americans

  5. Muddassir October 5, 2012 at 3:52 PM #

    I do not agree……. he is not Pakistani a engineer if he is so then he must have asked for another million for Zardari Bahi….

    • sharif123 January 20, 2013 at 11:46 PM #

      Fine reply

  6. Najeeb October 5, 2012 at 1:27 PM #

    the first joke made my day :)) a relevant joke infact :))

  7. khaled October 4, 2012 at 11:14 PM #

    here is another one
    the teacher ask the students to imagine that they are managers and ask them to write an essay
    all students start to write
    only one student he stay with out doing any thing
    the teacher : why u didn’t write your essay ?
    the students : I am waiting the Secretary to bring the papers to me

    • Ali - Admin October 5, 2012 at 11:07 PM #

      hahahah….good one Khaled.

    • sharif123 January 20, 2013 at 11:47 PM #

      nice joke

  8. Zubair October 3, 2012 at 5:35 PM #

    Fortunately, The Paki did not ask for 4 Million 1 million to take some terrorists to Mars.

    • Ian October 3, 2012 at 6:25 PM #

      Brother this is humor , I guess we should not bring some serious issues here and target anyone.

      • Syed A K January 26, 2013 at 11:57 PM #

        agree with you.

  9. Syed Farrukh Ahmed October 3, 2012 at 3:59 PM #

    VERY NICE AND LATEST TOO

  10. Ch.Atiq October 3, 2012 at 10:23 AM #

    Lol…Well done Pakis..send these Americans to Mars one by one on their own money….

  11. reh October 2, 2012 at 10:33 PM #

    Any one know why Pakistani Eng not ask for 5 million so he could give 2 million to the russian eng….?

  12. Mubarek AL-Amin October 2, 2012 at 10:12 PM #

    well I just need *147$ Steps to get out of this business.

  13. Yunus October 2, 2012 at 9:24 PM #

    smart guys

  14. Ian October 2, 2012 at 3:27 PM #

    The Sameer in the 2nd joke grew up and became the Pakistani Engineer in the 1st joke. 🙂

    • Ali - Admin October 3, 2012 at 5:00 PM #

      hahahaha….Ian great joke!

  15. sk ashif October 2, 2012 at 2:34 PM #

    !st one may hurt Pakistanis! but, it’s just a joke!

  16. sk ashif October 2, 2012 at 2:32 PM #

    2nd joke is evidently better!

  17. Ansari October 2, 2012 at 1:01 PM #

    from where”you funnyfunny.org” getting this mush brain to use.to laufing urr subcribes…you shud be awarded…for this……..but which year…is not conformed……

  18. khaled_nabasoft October 2, 2012 at 12:33 PM #

    lol funny specially the first one 🙂 keep it UP 😉

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