Sign At A Barber Shop :
We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business..
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My Grandfather Is Eighty
And Still Doesn’t Need Glasses….
He Drinks Juice Straight Out Of The Bottle.
Sign In Hospital Waiting Room:
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight….
One Lung At A Time!
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On a bulletin board:
Success Is Relative.
The more The Success,
The more The Relatives.
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Sign In Driving School:
If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive,…
Don’t Stand In Her Way….
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Behind Every Great Man,
There Is A Surprised Woman.
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Getting Caught
Is The Mother Of Invention.
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Laugh And The World Laughs With You,
Snore And You Sleep Alone
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The Surest Sign
That Intelligent Life Exists
Elsewhere In The Universe
Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.
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Sign In A Restaurant:
All Drinking Water In This Establishment
Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.
Funny and enjoyable
i liked
All are good but the hospital (smoking) warning is great. Sweet Humor with a pinch of salt 🙂 .
Refreshing!
Good jokes!