The Smart Journalist
A car was involved in an accident on the main road. As expected a many people gathered around. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story could not get near the car.
Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, “Let me see! Let me see! I am the brother of the victim.”
The crowd made way for him.
Lying in front of the car was a donkey.
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The Unlucky Man
There’s a man sitting in a juice centre just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a huge, shabby construction laborer comes in and, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The construction laborer says, “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another juice. I just can’t stand seeing a man crying.”
“No, it’s not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fell asleep, and I’m late to my office. My boss, in an outrage, fires me. When I leave the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I get a taxi to return home and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The taxi driver just drives away. I go home and when I get there, I find my wife left me with the divorce papers on the table. I leave home and come to this juice center. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison.”
Terrible story (the second one).
Please SARA. Don’t give such different jokes in the same story!
Although both are nice, one tends to laugh at them in different ways!!!! The first one we would guffaw! and the second one we would say, oh my God!
I really wounder what would the jury & judge decide about this case if the labor died of the poisoned juice – According to the law if it’s a real case ? !!!!
Really deep thinking Sami 🙂
Ha! ha! poisonous juice killed the unlucky one!
“Ha! Ha!” at the death of someone?
Ha!hahaha! the stupid journalist!
hahahahahahaha
Moral 1 : Being over smart every time can end up making you brother of a donkey sometimes.
Moral 2 : It feels sometimes that the whole universe is against U. Careless actions & behaviors leads U think so. Hence stop troubling others and be a responsible person when ur at fault.
Poor Boss, Poor Laborer , poor Taxi driver (but not poor after leaving him), and poor wife.
And ……….poor car which also ran away from a suffocating troubler. 🙂
Nah, I think moral 2 is not to drink anyone’s drink