The Eye Test & 2 more Jokes

Joke 1

An immigrant from Czech Republic went to the car driving school to apply for a driver’s license.

First, of course, he had to take an eyesight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters:

‘C Z W I X N P O Z A N.’

“Can you read this?” the optician asked.

“Read it?” the immigrant replied, “I know that guy.

Joke 2

Q: Why do women live longer than men?

A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Joke 3

Two men are talking.

1st Man: I got married cause I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.

2nd Man: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons.

12 Responses to The Eye Test & 2 more Jokes

  1. skybeen September 30, 2012 at 9:23 PM #


  2. Zafar Iqbal September 20, 2012 at 2:43 PM #

    The eye tests use the alphabets at random for, we can pick up words we know quite easily without having to read them fully!

    And SARA, please put all jokes on Marriage, about marriage in one group!

    • Sara - Admin September 23, 2012 at 2:02 PM #

      Dear Zafar, thanks for your suggestion.
      Still you can click on Marriage in the Tags or you can use the Search Box.

  3. Nahreen September 20, 2012 at 1:27 PM #

    Nice and enjoyable

    • Sara - Admin September 23, 2012 at 2:03 PM #

      Glad you liked it Nahreen.

  4. Sonah September 19, 2012 at 6:29 PM #

    About the eye test, what is Greek to some, may be simple, day to day , maternal language. Even we may not understand, we should always respect languages
    other than ours.

  5. Nabil September 19, 2012 at 5:45 PM #

    wat does the 1st one mean !

  6. chemist mahmoud September 19, 2012 at 5:23 PM #

    I like the third one

  7. sk ashif September 19, 2012 at 3:06 PM #

    Sara, how many subscribers are there- 140,000 or 110,000????

    • Sara - Admin September 23, 2012 at 2:05 PM #

      Good question Ashif. 🙂

  8. sk ashif September 19, 2012 at 3:05 PM #

    Can somebody tell me what ‘CZWIXNPOZAN’ means? Is it a Czech sentence?

  9. sk ashif September 19, 2012 at 3:02 PM #

    Ha!Ha! very funny, specially the third joke!