One afternoon, a wealthy Businessman was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the roadside.
He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
“Why are you eating grass?” he asked one man.
“We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied.
“Oh, well, you can come with me to my house,” instructed the Businessman.
“But, sir, I have a wife and three children with me!”
“Bring them along!” said the Businessman.
He turned to the other man and said, “You come with us, too.”
“But, Sir, I have a wife and six kids!” he answered.
“Bring them, as well!” answered the Businessman, as he headed for his limo.
They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows says, “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”
The Businessman replied, “Glad to do it. You’ll love my place. The grass is almost a foot tall!”
Business is business, not pleasure!
Thanks FFJ.
I did smile at this bad joke!
My dog is Mr Peel!
HAHAHA,,,,,,VERY NICE STORY SARAH.
‘doubta kya nahin karta’.A desperate man will cling to anything to ensure the subsistence and survival of his family.
that was just crack up
As usual good one.
Ffj is a descent way to have a fresh start every day:)
Allah bless u sarah.
No offense, but business is business. A businessman always makes sure that whenever he gives something away, he must get something else in return.
Dear Sahra,If I’m not over stepping, then allow me to say that your jokes are old and stale, please put something new in your jokes, something original. Hope the truth shall not hurt you. Regards. Zafar.
Business man..
haha! very funny entrepreneur Man….
It just remind one story of a businessman.
He had 5 kids one night he announced that the one who will not dinner will get 10 bucks.
nobody had dinner so he gave them the money.
Next morning he announced the one who will give 10 bucks will get the food.
really he was smart.
hahaha….lovely one Singh. Thanks.
VERY FUNNY hahahaha
thank u.
a true businessman..
How Naughty!
Trust a businessman to sniff an opportunity anywhere!!!!!!!
Charity done by inviting poor people; and getting your lawn mowed!
It is like killing two birds with one stone.
But, a good one, Sara. Thanks.
where u from, Sara and ur fellas?
Any Guess?
Egypt or Iraq….. better be in one of these
So, he wants all of them to eat more grasses; Am I right?
Business first, and at all time.
Reminds me of the story of an ailing father,who had all his family around him at this tragically last moment of his life. He was frustrated ,instead, and complained that no one was at the family shop during peak time.
hahah….lol.. great one sonah!!
hahha ROFL
A businessman really does have the ability to get profit from things you really can’t imagine. But it’s sad in this case.