The American persists and explains that the game is easy and is very funny.
He says, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice versa.”
Again, the Indian declines and tries to get some sleep.
The American asks the first question, “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?”
“Okay,” says the American, “Your turn.”
So the Indian asks, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?”
The American thinks about it. No answer.
Puzzled, he takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. No answer!
He taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress. No answer.
Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and co-workers.
Checks the input. All to no avail!
Finally, a long time later, he wakes the Indian and hands him $500.
The Indian thanks him and turns back to get his sleep.
The American, more than a little miffed, stirs the Indian and asks,
“Well, what’s the answer?”
Without a word, the Indian reaches into his purse, hands the American $5, and goes back to sleep!!!
You make my day on any day with these rib crackers !
Well done.
Glad to know you liked it Yusuf.
I told this story to a friend and he laughed!
Spider Maybe!
This another joke!!!
No way!
Actually there is no valid answer!
hahahahha that was great
very nice joke.
thnx Ibrahim.
my last comment was for zafar iqbal
ha ha ha ha………………good one
Ha! HA! Americans are like that only.
But – two points! ONE, Most important, dear SARA, please evolve a software whereby you do not repeat your jokes! I read this from you a few months ago. Please ask an Indian Company to help you; they will do it cheaper and faster than any American firm.
Secondly, yes, jokes are jokes. But have the Americans invented a system whereby the internet can be connected in a flying plane??????????
yes, u can find that on emirates aircrafts
Really?
How does it work?
Awesome story!
very intelligent!
I wish Indian are that smart. They are the people who think they are smart and other would think the same.
Looks like you are that American ‘lmf’
hahaha!!!! smart! keep it up!
quite smart and please (the owners of the site) tell disqus to support opera browser as i click the comment box once and it changes and looses focus so i have to click again
That’s a nice one
nice one…..
very nice, I told it to my friends and they laughed.Keep on.
ONE OF THE BEST JOKES I HAVE HEARD IN MY LIFE
LOL
“Take n go… TAKE N GO”…Russell Peters
indians rockzz….
Hahahahahaha. Naughty
Very very clever indian
everywhere our south Asians ask only questions that have no answers.
This would not be SardarJi. On most of the articles i find Sardar’s are fool, might be Intelligent Indian like me.
SARDAR JI IS SARDAR
fantastic,if u give me $250 i vl ask a qn? how many stars in the sky?
sardar g geo
wow excellent