15 Funny & Meaningful Definitions

mosquitoMOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies more.

CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKEN: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.


COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

WRINKLES: Something other people have, similar to my character lines.

TOMORROW: One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.

YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle

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11 Responses to 15 Funny & Meaningful Definitions

  1. Zafar Iqbal November 17, 2013 at 11:32 AM #

    Good ones!!!! A few (Committee, inflation, tomorrow) are part of Murphy’s Laws.

    But the best part, frankly, is the Reader’s/Viewer’s Comments. Ian, yes. Good!

    Ashif – changing his mind so soon is the best part! (And on his own!!!)

    Mubarak seems to have given an original!

    And Madoo12 is so honest, and “sweet”

    Thank you Sana! (And you all, too!)

  2. Ian September 9, 2012 at 6:04 PM #

    Great… good definitions .. especially YAWN and ADULT. I would certainly love to add one more.

    Politicians : A person who promises to build a bridge even where there is no river.

    • Ian September 10, 2012 at 3:23 AM #


    • Sana - Editor FFJ November 14, 2013 at 8:26 AM #

      Good one, Ian !

  3. sk ashif September 9, 2012 at 3:47 PM #

    Not so funny!

    • sk ashif September 16, 2012 at 3:18 PM #

      I’ve changed my mind!
      some definitions are truly funny!

      • Sara - Admin September 16, 2012 at 5:48 PM #

        Funny lines by Ashif 🙂

  4. Mubarek AL-Amin September 8, 2012 at 6:40 AM #

    Toyota is the unfortunate Vehicle you have to buy`~`

  5. madooo12 September 7, 2012 at 2:07 AM #

    I liked the committee one most

    • Sara - Admin September 16, 2012 at 5:49 PM #

      Dear Madoo, do you make committees 🙂

      • madooo12 September 24, 2012 at 6:22 PM #

        of course not, I’m one of the least organized people in the world