COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
WRINKLES: Something other people have, similar to my character lines.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle