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Dumbo Jokes – Very Funny

Dumbo at an Interview

Dumbo attending an interview in Software Company.

Interviewer: Do U know MS Office?

Dumbo: If you give me the address I will go there sir.

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Interviewer: What is your date of birth?

Dumbo: 12th February

Interviewer: Which year?

Dumbo: You fool …every year.

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Interviewer: What is difference between Orange and Apple?

Dumbo: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE

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Interviewer asked Dumbo at an interview.

Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?

Dumbo replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

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Dumbo with the Teacher

Teacher: Write a note on Abraham Lincoln

So Dumbo writes, “Abraham was a great man, but I don’t know who is Lincoln.”

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Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?

Dumbo: Zebra

Teacher: How?

Dumbo: Because it is Black & White

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Teacher: “What is common between Jesus, Gandhi and Buddha?”

Dumbo: “All are born on government holidays…!!!


18 Responses to Dumbo Jokes – Very Funny

  1. Jola Animashaun April 8, 2014 at 2:40 PM #

    Funny Dumbo, just like Nigerian Akpos!
    Lol.

  2. Sumita Johny March 27, 2013 at 12:00 PM #

    Your mails are a relief. I make it a point to read them everyday. It brings a smile even on a stressful day or keep me grounded when I am Verry happy or excited.Thanx!! Great job.

    • Ali - Admin March 30, 2013 at 10:24 AM #

      Thanks a lot sumita for those motivational words.

  3. Sonah December 13, 2012 at 11:58 AM #

    Funny jokes indeed, drawn from everyday situations of life.

  4. um mustafa November 12, 2012 at 1:05 PM #

    funny, thank you for refreshing our day.

  5. Pravat October 31, 2012 at 3:36 PM #

    Sara,
    Really your funny messages refresh everybody !!!!!!!!!

    Every message really has value….

    Plz keep sending.

    Pravat

  6. Zubeda September 29, 2012 at 7:34 PM #

    Mind refershing jokes Some time its made me sad thanks Sara

  7. ali August 31, 2012 at 11:54 AM #

    very funny jokes

    • Sara - Admin September 5, 2012 at 12:48 PM #

      Thanks Ali.

  8. Mubarek AL-Amin August 28, 2012 at 8:46 PM #

    I like the Apple Fresh joke, their not a color of an apple until they’re bluntly yellow.
    Polar Bear might be the first in computation among the oldest in era of beging.
    Zebra had no timing in mud playing.
    `~`

  9. Zubair August 28, 2012 at 5:04 PM #

    Really Mind refreshing jokes, Thank SARA keep posting.

    • Sara - Admin September 3, 2012 at 10:56 AM #

      Sure Zubair, will continue posting God-willing.
      Share with your friends and let them enjoy as well.

  10. MUHAMMAD MOAZZAM August 27, 2012 at 1:55 PM #

    The jokes are very refreshing and I personally like it.

  11. sk ashif August 26, 2012 at 11:24 PM #

    good jokes! may be it’s genuine!

    • Sara - Admin September 3, 2012 at 10:58 AM #

      lol

  12. sharif123 August 26, 2012 at 10:44 PM #

    Is the student Dumbo? Sometimes looks like quite cunning.
    Anyway, SARA you are repeating the same mail twice daily. Please check this. If it’s true , then we are getting from you 50%.

  13. Ian August 26, 2012 at 1:36 PM #

    🙂