A Dialogue Between A Scholar And An Alcoholic
Alcoholic: “Do you think I am doing wrong by eating a date?”
Alcoholic: “And if I ate with it some Grass?”
Scholar: “There is nothing wrong with that.”
Alcoholic: “And if I was to wash them down with water?”
Scholar: “If I poured water on top of you, would that hurt you?”
Alcoholic: “No it would not.”
Scholar: “And if I was to sprinkle some dirt in that, would you be hurt?”
Alcoholic: “That would not harm me.”
Scholar: “But if I were to mix water and dirt together and through a process make a large brick from those two elements, and then were I to throw that large brick at you, would you be hurt?”
Alcoholic: “That would kill me!”
Scholar: “The same goes for alcohol.”
If you want to enjoy a good health, stay away from
Alcoholic Drinks, Drugs and Smoking.
GREAT, BUT TRY TO GIVE REAL NAMES BELONGING TO THE STORY, AS GIVEN BY SHEHZAD HUSSAIN.
Alcohol almost killed me…I do not drink today by the grace of God.
Alcohol almost killed me…I do not drink today by the grace of God.
The chronic alcoholic is present at the cremation of his friend and is genuinely sad, and decides he would stop drinking for good this time,and returns home fully resolved; until he comes across the wine shop of the localityand…..Water ends up taking its own level.
One man’s meat is another’s poison!
Great talk, but this is based on a true event. There was a scholar named “Behlol” posed himself as a mad person. Once he talked to an artificial scholar in this way. We should give tribute to BEHLOL
Great! Funny and inspiring! Keep it up!!!
We muslims can use vinegar in our routine food to get positives of alcohol with no haram.
Thanks Antony P.D for replying Mutallib’s important question.
Dear Wasim
At the end of the story there is an ‘Email’ & ‘Share’ button.
You can use either of them to forward it to you friends.
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Enjoy.
Thanks Sara.
Holy Quran quotes:
They ask you O Muhammed (Peace Be Upon HIm) concerning alcoholic drink and gambling, Say “in them there is a great sin, and some benefit for men, but the sin of them is greater than their benefit”. (2: 219)
Reply to Mutalib Sheikh
What you can do is as follows:
a) Open the internet page where you can read the joke fully
b) On that page there are – home, printer page, safety, tools etc. Click page and select “send page by e-mail”
c) Naturally the whole joke will appear as text in your e-mail page. There you can either send or copy the text and paste wherever you like. Try!
Thanks Anthony
I have checked the link “Send page by e-mail”. However it is disabled
Regards
Mutalli b
Dear Mutallib
At the end of the story there is an ‘Email’ & ‘Share’ button.
You can use either of them to forward it to you friends.
Hope that helps, pls inform if still you don’t get it.
Enjoy.
As-salam-alaikum
Good One. Please advise how i can copy and forward this in my contacts. Everyone does not have access to the internet
Jazak Allah Khair
Mutallib
I fully support you Mutallib. Moderator should find a way to solve this issue.
Dear Mutallib/Sahrif
At the end of the story there is an ‘Email’ & ‘Share’ button.
You can use either of them to forward it to you friends.
Hope that helps, pls inform if still you don’t get it.
Enjoy.
Nice conversation