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An Interesting Conversation!!

A Dialogue Between A Scholar And An Alcoholic

Alcoholic: “Do you think I am doing wrong by eating a date?”

Scholar: “No.”

Alcoholic: “And if I ate with it some Grass?”

Scholar: “There is nothing wrong with that.”

Alcoholic: “And if I was to wash them down with water?”

Scholar: “Drink and enjoy.”

Alcoholic: “Since all of that is permissible, then why do you forbid us from alcohol, which consists of the above mentioned ingredients?”

Scholar: “If I poured water on top of you, would that hurt you?”

Alcoholic: “No it would not.”

Scholar: “And if I was to sprinkle some dirt in that, would you be hurt?”

Alcoholic: “That would not harm me.”

Scholar: “But if I were to mix water and dirt together and through a process make a large brick from those two elements, and then were I to throw that large brick at you, would you be hurt?”

Alcoholic: “That would kill me!”

Scholar: “The same goes for alcohol.”


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19 Responses to An Interesting Conversation!!

  1. Farouk Kamal February 18, 2015 at 1:43 PM #

    If you want to enjoy a good health, stay away from
    Alcoholic Drinks, Drugs and Smoking.

  2. ALI AHMED August 19, 2013 at 1:53 PM #

    GREAT, BUT TRY TO GIVE REAL NAMES BELONGING TO THE STORY, AS GIVEN BY SHEHZAD HUSSAIN.

  3. Roderick April 30, 2013 at 9:49 PM #

    Alcohol almost killed me…I do not drink today by the grace of God.

  4. Roderick April 30, 2013 at 9:48 PM #

    Alcohol almost killed me…I do not drink today by the grace of God.

  5. Sonah December 11, 2012 at 6:51 PM #

    The chronic alcoholic is present at the cremation of his friend and is genuinely sad, and decides he would stop drinking for good this time,and returns home fully resolved; until he comes across the wine shop of the localityand…..Water ends up taking its own level.

  6. Zafar Iqbal August 31, 2012 at 10:24 PM #

    One man’s meat is another’s poison!

  7. DILDAR HUSSAIN KAZMI August 28, 2012 at 1:05 PM #

    Great talk, but this is based on a true event. There was a scholar named “Behlol” posed himself as a mad person. Once he talked to an artificial scholar in this way. We should give tribute to BEHLOL

  8. sk ashif August 23, 2012 at 7:24 PM #

    Great! Funny and inspiring! Keep it up!!!

  9. Wasim August 23, 2012 at 4:04 PM #

    We muslims can use vinegar in our routine food to get positives of alcohol with no haram.

    Thanks Antony P.D for replying Mutallib’s important question.

    • Sara - Admin August 23, 2012 at 9:49 PM #

      Dear Wasim
      At the end of the story there is an ‘Email’ & ‘Share’ button.
      You can use either of them to forward it to you friends.
      Hope that helps, pls inform if still you don’t get it.
      Enjoy.

      • Wasim August 24, 2012 at 11:10 AM #

        Thanks Sara.

  10. Nazeer Ataullah August 23, 2012 at 3:12 PM #

    Holy Quran quotes:
    They ask you O Muhammed (Peace Be Upon HIm) concerning alcoholic drink and gambling, Say “in them there is a great sin, and some benefit for men, but the sin of them is greater than their benefit”. (2: 219)

  11. Antony P.D. August 23, 2012 at 12:25 PM #

    Reply to Mutalib Sheikh
    What you can do is as follows:
    a) Open the internet page where you can read the joke fully
    b) On that page there are – home, printer page, safety, tools etc. Click page and select “send page by e-mail”
    c) Naturally the whole joke will appear as text in your e-mail page. There you can either send or copy the text and paste wherever you like. Try!

    • Mutallib Sheikh August 23, 2012 at 4:18 PM #

      Thanks Anthony

      I have checked the link “Send page by e-mail”. However it is disabled

      Regards

      Mutalli b

      • Sara - Admin August 23, 2012 at 9:40 PM #

        Dear Mutallib
        At the end of the story there is an ‘Email’ & ‘Share’ button.
        You can use either of them to forward it to you friends.
        Hope that helps, pls inform if still you don’t get it.
        Enjoy.

  12. Mutallib Sheikh August 23, 2012 at 12:00 PM #

    As-salam-alaikum

    Good One. Please advise how i can copy and forward this in my contacts. Everyone does not have access to the internet

    Jazak Allah Khair

    Mutallib

    • sahrif123 August 23, 2012 at 7:58 PM #

      I fully support you Mutallib. Moderator should find a way to solve this issue.

      • Sara - Admin August 23, 2012 at 9:48 PM #

        Dear Mutallib/Sahrif
        At the end of the story there is an ‘Email’ & ‘Share’ button.
        You can use either of them to forward it to you friends.
        Hope that helps, pls inform if still you don’t get it.
        Enjoy.

  13. IY August 23, 2012 at 11:55 AM #

    Nice conversation

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