Husband & Wife -Short Jokes
A husband reads an article from newspaper to his wife, which says “A woman uses 10,000 words a day, where as a man uses only 5000”
The wife replied, ‘The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men…
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, ‘What?’
Position of a Husband is just like a split Air Conditioner.
No matter however loud he is in the outdoor he is designed to remain Silent indoor.
Why do most Indian women request God for the same husband in the after life?
Because efforts taken to train him in this life should not go waste!
“Husband is one who is the head of the family, but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes.”
Laiq: Are you visiting us tomorrow? Do you need directions?
Sameer: I’m all set. I have the address, a GPS, and a GPS override.
Laiq: What’s a GPS override?
Sameer: My wife.