Husband & Wife -Short Jokes
A husband reads an article from newspaper to his wife, which says “A woman uses 10,000 words a day, where as a man uses only 5000”
The wife replied, ‘The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men…
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, ‘What?’
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Position of a Husband is just like a split Air Conditioner.
No matter however loud he is in the outdoor he is designed to remain Silent indoor.
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Why do most Indian women request God for the same husband in the after life?
Because efforts taken to train him in this life should not go waste!
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“Husband is one who is the head of the family, but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes.”
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Laiq: Are you visiting us tomorrow? Do you need directions?
Sameer: I’m all set. I have the address, a GPS, and a GPS override.
Laiq: What’s a GPS override?
Sameer: My wife.
Hilarious but true!
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hhhhhhh i enjoy it
especially 1and 4
SUPER JOKES!
Tigress another name of wife
Indian wives are thinking, that we already experienced, they are obidient ones….. So better to get same and avoid to check their luck again….
Whereas men think oppositely…. Lolz
Great and niCe.
Yes. Good Ones!!!!!!!!!!
And true about Indian Women: They really have trained their husbands, and it would a waste of time and energy and opportunity to get a different one later!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ha! HA!
Lol, i liked the first one. It happens most of the times. for this itself the husband needs to spend more, coz the wife is wasting her energy..
Second and fourth, not all of them are like that.
Third the reason wouldn’t be true.
fifth, even though the wife asks this and that all the time, she wont miss to care and love her husband. 🙂
Ramadhan Mubaarak!!
And Eid Mubaarak in advance:))
Salam
Good comments Bint Hameed.
Hope you had a good Eid.
Enjoy.
lol….Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.