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Why People Cannot Find Jobs in USA?

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Frank started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6am.

While his coffee pot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG).

He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans ( MADE IN SINGAPORE ) and tennis shoes ( MADE IN KOREA ).

After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet ( MADE IN INDIA ) he sat down with his calculator ( MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today.

After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with GAS from Saudi Arabia and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.

At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (Made In Malaysia ), Frank decided to relax for a while.

He put on his sandal ( MADE IN BRAZIL ) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA ), and then wondered why he can’t find a good paying job in AMERICA …

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38 Responses to Why People Cannot Find Jobs in USA?

  1. Anwarul kalam October 27, 2014 at 10:48 AM #

    Your statement is a Authentic witness that American is giving job
    around the Globe through using their products as a household goods.
    American Economy now on based of super products which is not in the
    hand of the country those you’ve mentioned even some brand Germany
    also bound to use such as iPHONE,Google,Yahoo,hP,fb which I mentioned
    very common but other than that lot of High Technology in various fields
    like Medical ,Engineering to War Tools.
    America is a Great country those are always looking for others business also.
    BUT if you come to the political point of view that will be another chapter
    and I don’t want to discuss in that.
    Thank you.

  2. Oyebimpe Jamiu October 19, 2014 at 2:46 AM #

    If America fails to adjust, her Economy will collapse very soon.

  3. Jola Animashaun April 12, 2014 at 1:24 PM #

    Job creation should be a thing of priority in every country.

  4. Najma irfan October 24, 2013 at 4:53 PM #

    Very good joke I liked it ve4

  5. Sonah December 17, 2012 at 5:52 PM #

    reminds one of the story of the arab and the camel.

  6. Ghulam Hussain October 22, 2012 at 12:26 PM #

    The person in White House (President Obama) is made in KENYA,

    • Turki January 27, 2013 at 11:46 AM #

      Such a racist

  7. Zafar Iqbal September 3, 2012 at 1:00 PM #

    Why can’t this American join the American Army bossing over the rest of the world?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. sharif123 August 30, 2012 at 5:45 PM #

    Sara don’t take risk about talking outsourcing in the election year. Hope Obama or Romney are not in your reader’s list.

    • Sara - Admin September 5, 2012 at 12:50 PM #

      lol.

  9. Wasim August 30, 2012 at 11:51 AM #

    Living standards of American citizens are set on un-natural level. (comparing with rest of the world)

    Without promoting home industry, we can not creat jobs upto our required level. China is already doing that.

  10. Gambo Niemogha August 2, 2012 at 4:24 PM #

    Serves the US right for shoving globalization down the throats of the whole world. See what comes out of sacrificing nationla inteerest at the alter of cheap labour. He who let the genie out should rebottle it

  11. nizamhm1944 July 19, 2012 at 7:18 PM #

    Its an old joke.

    They give jobs to Intellectuals, Professionals, Scientists etc.

  12. Mubarek AL-Amin July 19, 2012 at 5:00 AM #

    we also catch fish in America if we’re lucky to have the perfect weather.
    Crazy weather attacks none stop makes America work for their own goods.

  13. yahya July 18, 2012 at 6:54 PM #

    They aren’t seen anything yet. only good in sex and gay marriages.

  14. Paras July 18, 2012 at 4:58 PM #

    What goes up must come down. It is believed that the FALL of USA began with 9-11 or after the attack on Iraq. No wonder things are not going right for Uncle Sam.

    • Turki January 27, 2013 at 11:49 AM #

      Big words

  15. saurabh July 18, 2012 at 2:59 PM #

    Frank name turns to Joe… Strange

    • Faiz July 18, 2012 at 9:04 PM #

      Yes, I came to post a comment, i saw you too said the same. Started with Frank and ended with Joe

  16. ask July 18, 2012 at 2:57 PM #

    very nice joke, but the other sad part is that all Muslim & other countries are using weapons, those are made in USA.

    • Asif July 18, 2012 at 3:25 PM #

      Very true and sad.

      • nizamhm1944 July 19, 2012 at 7:26 PM #

        while all work for America the Arabs are clever enough and they employ Americans for their development work

  17. Nagi July 18, 2012 at 12:31 PM #

    If he returned everything to his maker he will lay on the floor,

  18. meeting room software July 18, 2012 at 12:06 PM #

    I sent you the tax calculator for your earlier question, what you might want to do is look online, maybe Craigslist, workopolis, monster.ca, jobshop.ca, and find an area witht he kind of job you’re looking for, with wages, then use the calculator to see what that measn in terms of a take home.

  19. Syed Mazhar Hussain November 2, 2011 at 4:27 PM #

    Lol,,
    In India, father says Study well, otherwise u wont get a job in US
    In America, father says Study well, otherwise an Indian will grab your job….

  20. Anonymous November 2, 2011 at 2:43 PM #

    these products were made by machines made in the USA and Britain, planes and giant stuff are made in the USA, stuff like microprocessors are made by companies based in the USA (and has main development centers in Israel (intel)) ……

    that’s why they are so rich

    unemployed guys get salaries !!!

  21. Bashar04 November 2, 2011 at 8:49 AM #

    I have a very relevant joke to share with you people, It goes like this

    A group of 4 saudis were enjoying and relaxing in their tent in a remote desert in KSA.
    One among them proudly said to others, see how intiligent we are
    the others asked, how how ?
    He replies, look at Japan, they do a lot of hard work and apply all their genious  to invent things,   we buy them by money without facing any difficulty.

    Long back the above joke was printed in a local arabic daily in Riyadh in  the form of a cartoon.

    • Sara November 2, 2011 at 10:10 AM #

      Nice one

    • khan October 24, 2013 at 12:45 PM #

      yes they can buy till they have the oil, but what after that.

  22. Abier November 2, 2011 at 8:38 AM #

    lol nice joke 😀

  23. Osman T. Ali January 2, 2011 at 11:18 PM #

    Very nice joke .

  24. BILAL MAJID December 21, 2010 at 2:03 PM #

    great joke, what for a job as he is already so rich and alas no thing made from A ME RI CA !!!!!!!!!!!11

  25. BILAL MAJID December 21, 2010 at 2:01 PM #

    great joke, what for a job as he is already so rich

  26. anter December 18, 2010 at 6:37 PM #

    next Year everything that he will use it will be MADE IN china

  27. Kamel December 17, 2010 at 4:03 PM #

    really it’s very funnny , I like this type of nice joke

  28. abed July 11, 2010 at 11:47 AM #

    really nice joke, and i think it’s 100% true

  29. aLI June 8, 2010 at 2:17 PM #

    nICE

  30. waseem May 28, 2010 at 6:50 PM #

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