The Smart Optometrist

The Overweight Husband

Omar’s terribly overweight and his doctor put him on a diet plan. His wife Amal has to keep an eye on him so he doesn’t overeats.

Once they went to a party and Omar overeats and followed it up with lots of sweets. His wife reprimands him for eating so much.

Omar protests, “Don’t you see, I can resist everything except temptation.”

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The Smart Optometrist

An optometrist was explaining to his newly hired employee, how to charge different customers.

When the customer asks you what is the cost, tell him

– “100 Riyals”.

If he is ok with it, tell him

– “For the frames. The lenses will be 25 Riyals”

If still he doesn’t panics, tell him

– “Each”