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Want to be a Doctor or a Lawyer?

A lawyer, who was talking to his son about admission to college, said, “Sameer, what made you decide that you want to be a doctor instead of a lawyer?”

“My point is,” answered Sameer, “have you ever hear anybody get up in a crowd and scream hysterically, ‘Is there a lawyer in the house?’ “

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A Lawyer was addressing a doctor in court.

Lawyer: Dr. David, did you say the victim was stabbed in the park?

Dr. David: No, I said he was stabbed in the stomach.

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Imran came rushing in to his Dad. “Dad!” he puffed, “is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?”

“That’s what they say,” said his Dad.

“Well, give me an apple quick ? I’ve just broken the doctor’s car windshield!”


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12 Responses to Want to be a Doctor or a Lawyer?

  1. Jola Animashaun July 7, 2014 at 2:23 PM #

    Doctors and Lawyers are equally important.
    These professionals shouldn’t forget to put the fear of Allah swt in their hearts at all times.
    May Allah swt guide us all. Ameen.

  2. SF NOOR June 17, 2013 at 3:18 PM #

    I can only open Sara’s jokes before I go to sleep. They make my mind relax and feel contented with Allah’s blessings each day.

    • shadiya zaneer August 8, 2013 at 3:28 PM #

      Ha but both of them are required. By the way i gotta support the doc as myself being a one.

  3. sharif123 November 27, 2012 at 11:44 PM #

    Keep a safe distance from Lawyer & Police.

  4. Zafar Iqbal August 31, 2012 at 9:23 PM #

    Whether your Doctor or your your lawyer: always tell them the truth! Telling a lie to your lawyer might get you booked; telling a lie to your doctor will get you cooked!

    • Sara - Admin September 5, 2012 at 12:50 PM #

      lol. Good one Zafar.

  5. Mubarek AL-Amin July 6, 2012 at 6:23 AM #

    AN APPLE A DAY AND MAKING SURE ITS THE WASHED APPLE KEEP YOUR TEETH AROUND …. FOR A LIT BIT LONGER. IF YOU LIKE THEM OFF OF YOUR OFFICE HOURS.. THIER THE BEST TIME. `!`

  6. Shehabuddin July 3, 2012 at 5:49 PM #

    It is a very nice site to enjoy.Congratulations Sara. Please keep it up. Only one thing I want to ask is ” why you split up the jokes and ask us to ‘continue reading’ bcoz sometimes, not always, it lessens the impact of the item.

    • Aman July 4, 2012 at 11:19 AM #

      the feeling is very much mutual, I’m sure you might have your own reasons to do this, but I totally agree with shehabuddin, it reduces the impact on certain stories.

      • Sara - Admin July 4, 2012 at 4:18 PM #

        Thanks for your feedback friends.

  7. sharif123 July 3, 2012 at 4:44 PM #

    Doctor’s car windshield is the best I think.

    • Sara - Admin July 4, 2012 at 4:18 PM #

      lol.

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