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Smoking is a slow poison – Short Jokes

Dentist (to the patient): For God’s sake, stop making those noises and waving your arms.

I haven’t even touched your tooth yet.

Patient : Yes, I know. But u’re standing on my foot.
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Doctor: Smoking is a slow poison for you.
Patient: It’s all-right. I’m not in a hurry.

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Tim: Doctor, can you diagnose my Illness?
Doctor : Your eyesight seems to be poor.

Tim : How did you come to that conclusion?
Doctor: You have missed to see the sign, hung outside. This is a veterinary hospital.
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The doctor stood by the bedside of a very sick patient and said, “I cannot hide the fact that your are very ill, my man. Is there any one you would like to see?”.

“Yes,” replied the patient faintly, “Another doctor”.

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38 Responses to Smoking is a slow poison – Short Jokes

  1. Mubarek AL-Amin July 6, 2012 at 4:37 PM #

    THE BANANA DOCTOR OFFICE WAS THE BEST ONE!

  2. saif July 2, 2012 at 10:33 AM #

    reasonable joke keep it up.

    • Sara - Admin July 2, 2012 at 1:19 PM #

      Thanks!

  3. smurf June 30, 2012 at 11:01 PM #

    dont know why ,these jokes didnt make me laugh,..

    • Sara - Admin July 2, 2012 at 1:19 PM #

      Try re-reading until you laugh… lol.

  4. Bal May 19, 2012 at 4:34 PM #

    Ha Ha funny jokes very nice keep them coming!

  5. Stop it May 10, 2012 at 7:55 AM #

    Will u two (abier and yusuf) stop saying BS over here? This is not a chat forum. Go to twitter or something!

  6. tanvir March 27, 2012 at 5:29 PM #

    may God bless Sara for sending us jokes.

  7. Anonymous March 4, 2012 at 6:16 PM #

    Oh SARA! Wonderful. Did u smile when you posted this one?

    • Sara March 5, 2012 at 11:38 AM #

      sure 🙂

      • Anonymous March 5, 2012 at 2:27 PM #

        then continue please.

      • Anonymous March 5, 2012 at 2:27 PM #

        then continue please.

  8. YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni October 2, 2011 at 5:17 PM #

    LMAO illy doctors/dentists!!!  haaaaha

    • Abier October 21, 2011 at 10:54 PM #

      Yusef!!! i’m mad at u! u only have time to go on facebook!!! nd u’re not really replying anymore :'(
      i (don’t) hate u!!!! :/

      • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni October 28, 2011 at 7:31 PM #

        LMAO u just made my day Abier! how do u know haaaaa
        missed ya thats all u should care about! i [dnt] hate u too! xD

        • Abier October 28, 2011 at 11:48 PM #

          u really wanna know? lol 😛
          awwwww missed u too 😀 

  9. Abier October 2, 2011 at 12:51 PM #

    hmmmm…… i’m sure that Yusef will like this one LOL 😀

    • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni October 2, 2011 at 5:17 PM #

      haaaaaaaaaa I DID! 😛
      was thinking about the last one jk loool

      • Abier October 2, 2011 at 5:18 PM #

        LOL i know [email protected]:disqus xD
        Hahahahahahaha who’s the other doctor???!!! 🙁 LOL

        • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni October 7, 2011 at 3:36 AM #

          hmmm lemme see, i wonder who? haaa lol
          U!! Abier! ur my future doc. xD haaa

          • Abier October 7, 2011 at 7:12 AM #

            awwww i actually feel very honored right now hehehehe 😛
            okay you’ll be my first patient….. when do you have time to come over for your first consultation? hahaha xD

          • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni October 8, 2011 at 6:56 PM #

            really? how about u come over here, its goingn to be more money in dollars not (denmark dollars? loool)
            haaaa 😀

          • Abier October 8, 2011 at 7:16 PM #

            okey i’m coming… five minutes – just give me five minutes and i’ll be there =D
            LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL “denmark dollars” that sounds very very weird 😛 it’s named “danish crowns” hahahahahaha! that also sounds weird in english!!!! xD

          • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni October 10, 2011 at 4:46 PM #

            I’ve waited for u for over 24hours Abier!!? haa lol
            nd lmaoo haaa danish crowns :p that just made my day! :))

          • Abier October 10, 2011 at 5:26 PM #

            ooops sorry…. but i’m coming now! (i think :D) ^_^
            it IS named danish crowns in english! lol they’ve always told us that 😛

          • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni October 13, 2011 at 4:52 PM #

            well ill be waiting at the airport…any second now?!….no u never came again! haa lol
            nd what is it called in the Denmark language..wait Denmark has its own language right? or is it english too!?

          • Abier October 13, 2011 at 4:55 PM #

            sorry i think my visit will have to wait 😛 lol 
            – first thing: it’s called danish not “denmark language” lol xD
            – second thing: i’d like to hear you trying to pronounce it in danish!!!!!! it’s named “danske kroner” hahahaaaaaaaaaa i can imagine how you try to say it!!!! lol!!!!!!!!!

        • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni October 15, 2011 at 8:03 PM #

          i think they deleted our cmnts cuz i remember having a conversation under this..lol
          **
          Abier wrote, in response to YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni:
          sorry i think my visit will have to wait 😛 lol – first thing: it’s called danish not “denmark language” lol xD- second thing: i’d like to hear you trying to pronounce it in danish!!!!!! it’s named “danske kroner” hahahaaaaaaaaaa i can imagine how you try to say it!!!! lol!!!!!!!!!
          **

          lmaoo ok ur visit can wait then
          nd LOL ok danske kroner :/ o.O haa looool wow

          • Abier October 15, 2011 at 9:01 PM #

            okey dokey 😛
            yeah danske kroner 😀 lol i wanna hear you trying to say it haaaaaaaaa xD

        • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni October 15, 2011 at 8:03 PM #

          i think they deleted our cmnts cuz i remember having a conversation under this..lol
          **
          Abier wrote, in response to YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni:
          sorry i think my visit will have to wait 😛 lol – first thing: it’s called danish not “denmark language” lol xD- second thing: i’d like to hear you trying to pronounce it in danish!!!!!! it’s named “danske kroner” hahahaaaaaaaaaa i can imagine how you try to say it!!!! lol!!!!!!!!!
          **

          lmaoo ok ur visit can wait then
          nd LOL ok danske kroner :/ o.O haa looool wow

        • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni October 15, 2011 at 8:03 PM #

          i think they deleted our cmnts cuz i remember having a conversation under this..lol
          **
          Abier wrote, in response to YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni:
          sorry i think my visit will have to wait 😛 lol – first thing: it’s called danish not “denmark language” lol xD- second thing: i’d like to hear you trying to pronounce it in danish!!!!!! it’s named “danske kroner” hahahaaaaaaaaaa i can imagine how you try to say it!!!! lol!!!!!!!!!
          **

          lmaoo ok ur visit can wait then
          nd LOL ok danske kroner :/ o.O haa looool wow

        • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni October 20, 2011 at 5:08 PM #

          **Abier wrote, in response to YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni:
          okey dokey :Pyeah danske kroner 😀 lol i wanna hear you trying to say it haaaaaaaaa xD
          **

          LMAO nooo i dnt even wanna try haaa :p

          • Abier October 20, 2011 at 5:23 PM #

            lol! try to say it, record it and send it to my e-mail 😛 you have my e-mail right? xD

          • YusefQasemQufaanAl-Yemeni October 28, 2011 at 7:25 PM #

            LMAOoOo haaa nd no nver saved it 🙁
            lol xD

          • Abier October 28, 2011 at 11:55 PM #

            sure u didn’t -.- lol 😛 hahahaha

  10. Goldypearl June 20, 2011 at 10:04 PM #

    very nice!!!!!!!!

  11. Goldypearl June 20, 2011 at 10:04 PM #

    very nice!!!!!!!!

  12. Web Hosting Pointer December 14, 2010 at 2:28 PM #

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    it is wonderful